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Posted: 4/10/2006 12:35:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/10/2006 1:05:44 AM EDT by Scope-eye]
Thought I'd share this with you, despite pleas by the perp that he wants to remain anonimous.

Streetfighter (pictured on his knees - elected position) was caught trying to smuggle "REAL TEA" in to Az. The new tough agricultural and trade laws meant that Officer Martinez had to do a full cavity search. Mark was caught last Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, and will try again this week.



ETA: correct spellling and grammer (my bad)
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 5:57:55 AM EDT
Ya sure he wasn't trying to sneak across the border? I suppose now he's going to be demanding amnesty and a work permit...... Does he do windows?


Link Posted: 4/10/2006 9:47:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/10/2006 9:48:24 AM EDT by streetfighter]
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 10:05:01 AM EDT
Gun retention drill is pretty poor!
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 10:15:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By streetfighter:
That pic doesn't tell the full story.
There were actually 80 of them, and after I'd roundhouse kicked Martinez to the head (Chuck Norris style) after his sneaky attack on me, it took all of them, including an Apache helicopter to subdue me.

I ask you...do I look like an illegal???


Mark



illegals come in all shape and sizes. Hell I've even heard of Irish illegals. By the way just how was the Apache used to subdue you? Was it the warning shots from their mini-guns what did the trick?

Link Posted: 4/10/2006 11:04:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Joaquin:

Originally Posted By streetfighter:
That pic doesn't tell the full story.
There were actually 80 of them, and after I'd roundhouse kicked Martinez to the head (Chuck Norris style) after his sneaky attack on me, it took all of them, including an Apache helicopter to subdue me.

I ask you...do I look like an illegal???


Mark



illegals come in all shape and sizes. Hell I've even heard of Irish illegals. By the way just how was the Apache used to subdue you? Was it the warning shots from their mini-guns what did the trick?




nah, the Apache flew in and 'cas-evaced' out his supply of pies.
Link Posted: 4/10/2006 12:37:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Joaquin:

Originally Posted By streetfighter:
That pic doesn't tell the full story.
There were actually 80 of them, and after I'd roundhouse kicked Martinez to the head (Chuck Norris style) after his sneaky attack on me, it took all of them, including an Apache helicopter to subdue me.

I ask you...do I look like an illegal???


Mark



illegals come in all shape and sizes. Hell I've even heard of Irish illegals. By the way just how was the Apache used to subdue you? Was it the warning shots from their mini-guns what did the trick?




He's the one
Link Posted: 4/12/2006 8:15:47 AM EDT


Isn't that Michael Jackson? (The white gloved shooter)

With Father Christmas on the spotting scope?

Going straight to hell now
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