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Posted: 1/29/2006 12:21:33 PM EDT
i just hope it hasnt been posted somewhere else........if it has it is worth reading for the laugh again


This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines!



Brett
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 1:21:12 PM EDT
Very nice. Gotta love when anti-gunners get shot down like that! Cracks me up

Matt
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 9:42:07 PM EDT
That is a classic!
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 6:49:49 AM EDT
i've been lurking in bars just waiting for the opportune moment to spring that trap... never have been able to pull it off... i'm still patient though...

septic tank

Link Posted: 1/30/2006 11:30:32 AM EDT
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