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Posted: 3/6/2006 4:39:48 PM EDT
National Weather Service Office, Memphis, TN Forecast for the Greater Camden/Paris TN area for March 17 through 19, 2006

17 Mar 2006 A strong Drunk Front is expected to move in from the South and East on Friday, with heavy downpours of ethanol expected between 4pm and 1am. Chance of intoxication near 100%.

18 Mar 2006 Saturdays' forecast calls for extremely heavy lead showers throughotu the day, with intermittient periods of calm, and the occasional explosion.

The drunk front, which will remain dormant throughout the daylight hours on Saturday is expected to re-form Saturday night and influence conditions in the area, dumping copious amounts of ethanol over a widespread area. Chance of intoxication is approximately 90%.

19 Mar 2006 Sunday will have periods of furious lead shower activity in the morning, followed by reduction of showers as the day heads into afternoon, with complete calm settling in over the area by late afternoon, early evening. The drunk front moves out to the South and West, leaving only total devastation in it's wake.




SG


Link Posted: 3/7/2006 3:44:54 AM EDT
What he said.

HKO
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 2:04:50 PM EDT
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