But have you, and your wife, ever been wandering through the woods, taking
your dogs for a walk when some stupid twit ruins an otherwise perfect day? Take today, I and the wife are walking our two German Shepherds, Sheba and Zeke, out in Medicine Bow National Forest. You know, the patch of woods
between Cheyenne and Laramie? Well, before I get too far into this story, let me preface this rant with the fact that we always have the common courtesy of walking our dogs on leash, AT ALL TIMES, while in the woods.
Well, back to the rant, we, I and the wife, went out to woods to enjoy the really nice weather that we had today (October 5, 2003). We tooled around in the car until we found a trail head which didn't have any cars within sight
so that we wouldn't have to worry about someone's loose dogs. Well, after hiking about a half mile, we crested a ridge overlooking a very large beaver pond. Just about this time, a dog starts frantically barking off to our left
and we immediately notice a man and woman standing about fifty yards away, holding onto their border collie mix which was in the middle of having a fit. We noticed that the man had the collie by the collar and we turned to
continue down the trail, away from the man, woman, and their dog.
All of a sudden, another dog comes running towards us, around the man and woman, at a dead run, straight at me and Sheba. Some kind of ugly mix that looked like I combination of Sharpeia and Pit Bull. This critter pulls up
short of my dog and starts giving Sheba a look over and a few sniffs, here and there. Everythings fine, right? A little friendly encounter in the woods? That's where you'd be wrong.
The next thing I see is this medium sized abomination has the unmitigated gall to claim the woods as his own and assumes a fighting stance with my tethered German Shepherd. All this transpired under the watchful eyes of a
less than concerned owner, or owners. I say "less than concerned" until they observed me reach under my large, loosely fitting shirt and pull out a .45 ACP DA pistol (I have a concealed weapons permit). All of a sudden, I guess the imminent threat of watching their unruly mongrel traveling into the hereafter was too much for them and they finally got off their dead asses and actually became concerned about the situation.
A thought to the those with two brain cells to rub against each other. Tho ye walk thru the woods, ye are most likely not the only ones there. Be courteous and kind (leash your pets) and respect the personal space of others whilst enjoying the wilds. Be forewarned, if ye choose to ignore my warning, Fido may be left to push up daisies instead of chasing Thumper.