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Posted: 2/28/2006 5:56:34 AM EDT


The cow has died.....

( and no, I didn't shoot it...)
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:05:34 AM EDT
uhuh. sure ............whatever. no! ahhhh, that hole has always been there.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 6:51:23 AM EDT
Whens the BBQ?
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:49:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 9:35:07 AM EDT
Damn that makes me hungry....

ah well, just fried chicken for dinner tonight.....
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:43:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Syphonius:
Damn that makes me hungry....

ah well, just fried chicken for dinner tonight.....





Me too! Eating a 4 meat sandwich as we speak!!

As te Nuge like to say..."Everytime a peta freak crys about animal rights I kill and eat two more!"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:56:40 AM EDT
You all sound like Hillbillies
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:07:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:15:48 AM EDT
Huh huh Meat....huihuhuh...........yea, meat.........huhuhhhuh

Retarded......
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:54:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WS4LIF:
You all sound like Hillbillies



And your point is?

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:22:23 PM EDT
Glad to see another herbivore has been taken down. To often they prey on the weak and defenseless grasses. They plague the fields with their viscious cuds, flat grinding molars and multiple stomachs. If we don't protect the grass and hay of the world who will? Do it for the children...err seeds.

Anyway isn't a cow just a processing plant so that humans can eat grains and vegetables?



Hopefully I've got my sarcasm-fu up and working again
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 12:28:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WS4LIF:
Huh huh Meat....huihuhuh...........yea, meat.........huhuhhhuh

Retarded......



STFU! Damn hippy...
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:22:26 PM EDT
Doesn't look like a cow. Looks like a guy in a bigfoot suit hung up on someones field fence.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:30:04 PM EDT
SWEEET!! One dead cow means A LOT of good eatin'.

I think the wife and I will have steak tonight in honor of your dead cow and WS4LIF!!
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:42:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:43:41 PM EDT
O' thank you very much! 2 surpee....coming up.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 3:58:53 PM EDT


The beauty of this story is the cow is only a coulple blocks off Mclaughlin

Like a fart in church...it just didnt compute!
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:34:35 PM EDT
Cows are one of the world's largest producers of methane. Methane is one of the major causes of Global Warming and the Green House Effect. Let's all congratulate Boo for doing his part to combat Global Warming and the destruction of the o-zone layer!

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:55:59 AM EDT
So after you shot it.. it became a HOLE-Y COW?.. hahahahahahahaha.. bad joke.. hahahahahahahahaha.. me so corny.. me corny long time.!!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:04:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunkata:
So after you shot it.. it became a HOLE-Y COW?.. hahahahahahahaha.. bad joke.. hahahahahahahahaha.. me so corny.. me corny long time.!!



Better than the Holy dog shit I blasted with the shotgun last time I was up at Memaloose.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:10:42 AM EDT
you killed that lost dog?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:14:23 AM EDT
No.. just his poop.

Stupid vapor cloud of dog crap hung in the air for a bit, and on my clothes. Dumb shooting a pile 4 feet away.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:30:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:43:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunkata:


+2



Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:00:03 PM EDT
Are you sure it was dog crap?
The last time I was up there I had to go really bad....

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:04:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Code3AK:
Are you sure it was dog crap?
The last time I was up there I had to go really bad....





He shot your poo!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:10:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:16:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:

Originally Posted By Code3AK:
Are you sure it was dog crap?
The last time I was up there I had to go really bad....





He shot your poo!



At least Rotor now knows for a fact that I'm not a vegetarian.
No vegetarian poo could ever be as nasty as that one.
We stopped off at TacoBell before going shooting....

BTW sorry about all that corn.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:04:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:

Originally Posted By Code3AK:
Are you sure it was dog crap?
The last time I was up there I had to go really bad....





He shot your poo!



It's official!.. it was a POOP SCHUTE!.. LOL that is soo PUNNY!..

get it
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:29:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 1:29:42 PM EDT by -RotorDemon-]
We all need to get together and shoot the shit sometime soon.

I need to dump a load to some listening rational ears.

LOL!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:38:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 4:08:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -RotorDemon-:
We all need to get together and shoot the shit sometime soon.

I need to dump a load to some listening rational ears.

LOL!





"Rational"!!!!!! that's a good one!

I'm just sad I don't have livestock within the city limits anymore......that was a fun one to tell people.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:22:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Unka-Boo:

Originally Posted By -RotorDemon-:
We all need to get together and shoot the shit sometime soon.

I need to dump a load to some listening rational ears.

LOL!





"Rational"!!!!!! that's a good one!

I'm just sad I don't have livestock within the city limits anymore......that was a fun one to tell people.



Soon you wil be telling us about the 87 unit apartnment complex that was jsut built in your back yard.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:05:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 7:05:28 PM EDT by Unka-Boo]
Nope......LOW DENSITY ONLY!!!!!....means a max of about 5 more houses on my street...unless the acre field across the street sells one day....but have been assured by the owner that it's stayin in the family for a while. ( crosses fingers )
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:22:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Unka-Boo:
Nope......LOW DENSITY ONLY!!!!!....means a max of about 5 more houses on my street...unless the acre field across the street sells one day....but have been assured by the owner that it's stayin in the family for a while. ( crosses fingers )



Great 5 crack houses instead!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:27:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:

Originally Posted By Unka-Boo:
Nope......LOW DENSITY ONLY!!!!!....means a max of about 5 more houses on my street...unless the acre field across the street sells one day....but have been assured by the owner that it's stayin in the family for a while. ( crosses fingers )



Great 5 crack houses instead!



STOP!!!.....[spits chaw juice] at least I aint no REDNECK [/spits chaw juice]
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:34:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 7:35:51 PM EDT by Cape_hunter]
Hey crack houses are targets of opportunity!

Flashbangs thru sidewindows, ram to the deadbolt and in you go!!

[/spit]
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:38:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cape_hunter:
Hey crack houses are targets of opportunity!

Flashbangs thru sidewindows, ram to the deadbolt and in you go!!

[/spit]



Ooooo....now I get it.....put all those PR skillz to use.......Billy likey!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 9:35:28 PM EDT
They got really cheap VCR's
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 10:14:30 PM EDT
Crack houses always have guns, but they never knwo when stuff is missing! You just gotta wait for the right opportunity to sneak in every so often and expand your own collection!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 10:35:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 10:44:23 PM EDT by Code3AK]

Originally Posted By scrybe:
Crack houses always have guns, but they never knwo when stuff is missing! You just gotta wait for the right opportunity to sneak in every so often and expand your own collection!



SO IT WAS YOU, YOU BASTARD!!! I want my nine back yo

ETA: Post #100 woot
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 6:29:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Code3AK:
ETA: Post #100 woot



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