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Posted: 1/16/2006 8:41:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 8:50:59 PM EDT by NoAim]
Tri County caters especially to those sophisticated shooters.



The story. This is an actual photo from the 100 yard rifle range as Nox and I were leaving.

Keep looking at this picture. What you will see:
- Calvin peeing on "Gun Control"
- The diamondplate license plate cover
- Superchips logo for the engine.
- I *think* that's an "Oakley" tag with the US colors.
- Two NRA bumper stickers
- The "TruHic" license plate
- Mudders
- Trailer hitch, still left in.
- Brush guards on the taillights
- Diamondplate bed-box
- Two antennas (one for the CB, and the other radio one with a "Cowboy Jack" antenna ball.
- 6-8" lift kit
- Rocker pipes
- Fuzzy dice on the rear view mirror.
- Hula girl on the dash.

What you don't see from the front:
- Chrome brushguard
- Windshield sticker with the word "Redneck" in 10" tall letters.

Oh yeah....

What's even better is that these guys get out wearing all black leather and boots (a.k.a. city rednecks). Walk over to their friend...who looks like a yuppie driving a '05 BMW 5-series.

LOL! I love this place.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 8:48:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 9:12:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoAim:
What's even better is that these guys get out wearing all black leather and boots (a.k.a. city rednecks). Walk over to their friend...who looks like a yuppie driving a '05 BMW 5-series.

LOL! I love this place.


Wrong costume, different RIDE!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 9:47:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:
I'd like to shake his hand




I though this was your ride at first....
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 3:31:19 AM EDT
So where do I get the Calvin sticker?
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:04:52 AM EDT
My wife always claims that lift kit size is inversely proportional to penis size...

BSW
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 6:41:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/18/2006 6:42:16 AM EDT by Unka-Boo]
That's why I only put a 4" lift on the Jeep........but then again.....does that work for lowered cars as well? If so I work out to be average if you count my lowered Bug I used to have...
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:38:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By briansmithwins:
My wife always claims that lift kit size is inversely proportional to penis size...

BSW




Yup, thats why I LOWER my cars!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:43:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:
I'd like to shake his hand



OMG, I think that is our truck. Though he is missing a Ducks sticker,huh? He even has a hula girl like you Peta!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:44:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By briansmithwins:
My wife always claims that lift kit size is inversely proportional to penis size...

BSW



I have a lifted bronco, so what does that mean for a woman????????
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:52:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:55:46 AM EDT
Me not know. I've never dated a woman with a lifted truck. I'll see if Lynn has any input. BSW

Link Posted: 1/18/2006 8:07:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:

Originally Posted By WS4LIF:

Originally Posted By briansmithwins:
My wife always claims that lift kit size is inversely proportional to penis size...

BSW




Yup, thats why I LOWER my cars!




Dude, you are all taking this the wrong way, it's supposed to be an OUTIE, NOT AN INNIE.

That's why some of us drive Ford 3/4 and 1 ton trucks, they sit higher stock

Bigger the lift, the bigger the...........



Yeah baby!!!
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:15:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By briansmithwins:
Me not know. I've never dated a woman with a lifted truck. I'll see if Lynn has any input. BSW




I dated a woman with a heavily modified Chevy S10. It had a V8 and wide rears, slightly lowered. That thing was fun in the snow.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 9:30:48 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:06:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:

Originally Posted By NoAim:
I dated a woman with a heavily modified Chevy S10.
She had a DD's and wide a rear, slightly lowered.
That was fun in the sack.





The above is true, except she was on the large side of "B's".

German/Polish/Ohio Redneck ancestry.
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:09:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:33:43 AM EDT
One of the funnier things I've seen while driving around (wish I had taken a picture)... imagine a big lifted truck, suspension and body, and in white lettering over the tinted back window, "Lift it 'cause fat girls can't jump as high" Made me want to go get one...
Link Posted: 1/18/2006 10:58:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Ranoca:
One of the funnier things I've seen while driving around (wish I had taken a picture)... imagine a big lifted truck, suspension and body, and in white lettering over the tinted back window, "Lift it 'cause fat girls can't jump as high" Made me want to go get one...




Link Posted: 1/18/2006 7:20:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Unka-Boo:

Originally Posted By Ranoca:
One of the funnier things I've seen while driving around (wish I had taken a picture)... imagine a big lifted truck, suspension and body, and in white lettering over the tinted back window, "Lift it 'cause fat girls can't jump as high" Made me want to go get one...







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