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Posted: 9/26/2003 6:02:31 AM EDT
www.hellonearth.net/news.htm

BREAKING NEWS: CITY SAYS NO TO “SUICIDE SHOW,” BUT BAND SAYS YES

ST. PETERSBURG - In an effort to prohibit the band, Hell On Earth, from performing their October 4th date of the Haunted Tour, the city of St. Petersburg, in cooperation with the Florida Governors Office, have “strong-armed” venues into canceling their performance.

Due to the overwhelming response and in accordance with an oath, bandleader, BillY Tourtelot gave to his terminally ill friend, the show scheduled for October 4th will indeed take place at an undisclosed location in St. Petersburg City limits. It will be broadcast live over the internet on www.hellonearth.net. The show will include a live suicide by a terminally ill Euthanasia Society member.

BillY was quoted as saying, “This show is far more than a typical Hell On Earth performance. This is about standing up for what you believe in and I am a strong supporter of physician-assisted suicide. This performance will go on in its entirety and it will be in St. Petersburg on October 4th.”

Past band performances have included sodomizing skinned calves and blending dead rats then having fans drink the concoction.
Link Posted: 9/26/2003 9:01:52 AM EDT
So your gig at Sylvan Learning Centers is going well then?
Link Posted: 9/26/2003 9:44:37 AM EDT
Oh jeeeze, what's coming next? Cats sleeping with dogs?
Link Posted: 9/26/2003 10:09:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By zzxx99:
So your gig at Sylvan Learning Centers is going well then?



Putz!
Er zol hobn paroys makes bashotn mit oybes krets.
Stup ir!


~ s0ulzer0

BTW - "May your bones be broken as often as the ten commandments."
Link Posted: 9/26/2003 10:33:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By P806:
Oh jeeeze, what's coming next? Cats sleeping with dogs?


Cats and dogs, living together - mass hysteria!
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