Quoted:
1. You can properly pronounce Arab, Opelika,
Oneonta, and Eufaula.
Yep. but I'm from Arab, and Oneonta is just up the road. Opelika is like tha hair next to an asshole(Auburn)
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2. You think people who complain about the heat in
their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go
out in the yard and look for a funnel.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space
is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
Not really. I'm lazy
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5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they
have sacks and buggys.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at
funerals.
That's Knoxville. Wrong state.
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7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an
accent.
No, just the Damn Yankees.
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8. You measure distance in minutes.
Yep. or hours (Like, Pensacola Beach is 3 1/2 hours from home)
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9. You go to the lake because you think it is like
going to the ocean.
Nope, Lived on the Gulf to long. no Comparison.
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10. You listen to the weather forecast before
picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a football schedule
to plan their wedding date.
Absolutely. And I've missed weddings because the couple was inconsiderate enough to plan their wedding on a Bama Home GameDay.
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13. You have known someone who has a belt buckle
bigger than your fist.
Yes. But I think its teh ghey.
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14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
Know quite a few stores like that up at home.
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15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy
Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
Nope. I've owned two GM's...I usually just feel sorry for the poor bastard.
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16. You know everything goes better with Ranch.
May be decidedly un-Southern of me, but I hate ranch.
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17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you
learned how to multiply.
Yep. First gun I ever shot was a .44 magnum my Dad's friend Joe owned, when I was 5. Dad thought it's scare the shit out of me, but when I laughed like a little maniac and yelled "Again!!!!" he knew that he'd created a monster.
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18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' "
to send them to your friends.
Yep.
Finally:
19. you are 100% Alabamian if you have ever had
this conversation: "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr Pepper."
Absolutely!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh. Great post.
SG