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Posted: 11/22/2005 4:40:06 AM EDT
after some discussion here
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=8&f=31&t=215169&page=1 it has come to my attention there are NO candidates electable in this coming race. my platform.... 1.welfare will be completely abolished and replaced with an ammunition subsidy for low income shooters 2.i will come out and say right now i can and WILL be bribed, it's the WAY here in bama. 3.All faithful arfcommers will get a cabinet position 4.Bob Riley will be publically bitch slapped for his billion doallar tax proposal. 5.Siegleman will be publically bith slapped, just because 6.I will Use this office as a stepping stone in plans for world domination 7. John Rodgers will be given speech therapy and then forced to walk the plank 8.Goat Hill will be renamed HOOTER's hill and beer and wings will be served there every fri night 9. I call for the immediate invasion of florida..... just because. 10. The State Flag will be immediately changed to the skull and crossbones. 11. recommision and deploy the USS Alabama. Altough it will be renamed "The Black Pearl" <will come in handy for the florida invasion> artists rendition  12. Serving wenches will be hired for the govenors mansion 13. State Motto changed to "BURN PILLAGE AND PLUNDER" 14. SPACE PROGRAM!  15. Remove statue of helen keller and replace with Robert E Lee 16. install monument for 2nd amendment in capital 17. Hire chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the entire Jefferson county commision 18. repeal laws against SBR's 19. Legal open carry 20. universal recognition of the RKBA and abolishment of "permit" system 21. order Al Air Guard to bomb hollywood 22. Use stem cell research to genitically grow the republican party a sack and offer it to them free of charge A vote for me is a vote Vote The_Beer_Slayer !!!!! The lesser of 5 evils for Govenor this message has been paid for by the elect the_beer_slayer campaign committe |
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Posted: 11/22/2005 5:07:23 AM EDT
[#1]
I cannot and will not vote for you until you address this thread: www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=8&f=31&t=215295 
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Posted: 11/22/2005 5:38:15 AM EDT
[#2]
I'm in.
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Posted: 11/22/2005 5:40:40 AM EDT
[#3]
I will support/vote for you only if you will promise to install a 2-ton granite monument to the 2nd Amendment (and its counterpart in our State Constitution) in the lobby of the Judicial Building and vow to fight any efforts by the SPLC to have it removed.
Otherwise, I'll just vote for that other guy... 
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Posted: 11/22/2005 6:03:31 AM EDT
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Will Mona agree to get Patsy's statue of Helen Keller out of the Capitol Bldg, if she is successful in placing it there, since Keller was a socialist and will we be able to have SBRs?
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Posted: 11/22/2005 8:53:00 AM EDT
[#5]
I'm calling all my friends in Alabama and tell 'em not to vote for you until you tack the Louisiana Member Locator thread and spell it right
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:00:05 AM EDT
[#6]
done |
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:02:22 AM EDT
[#7]
i have no problem with. But it must include a 12 foot tall statue of me kicking bob riley in the ass. i also have no problem hiring my arfcom brothers to work security detail to insure it does not get removed. They will get a split of the booty we get from the invasion of florida. |
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:09:12 AM EDT
[#8]
DONE! It should be replaced with a life size statue Robert E Lee. |
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:11:12 AM EDT
[#9]
note to self.... invade Lousianna after florida. 
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:34:51 AM EDT
[#10]
I'll call Half my friends in Alabama and tell 'em to vote for ya I only know 2 
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:39:05 AM EDT
[#11]
18. After invasion change spelling of Louisiana to LOUSIANNA
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:47:06 AM EDT
[#12]
Do you plan to reclaim what rightfully should be the rest of the Alabama Gulf Coast (i.e., the Florida panhandle)?
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:50:16 AM EDT
[#13]
yes. i figure the rest of the state would be "interest" on the land we loaned them. |
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:50:21 AM EDT
[#14]
You may as well kill me, its taken me all these years to learn to spell it the other way. 
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Posted: 11/22/2005 9:53:34 AM EDT
[#15]
Can all ARFCON members be members of the Alabama state militis and get from the state as many different kinds of machine guns at state cost as we want?
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Posted: 11/22/2005 10:02:59 AM EDT
[#16]
i will be forming an elite ARFCOM guard to serve as my Bodyguards and Specops units. Free Body armor and Blasters for all! 40 megawatt range of course
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Posted: 11/22/2005 10:34:05 AM EDT
[#17]
I wonder if we had atleast the Jeff Co crew here actually write you in with 20 or so votes if it would make it to the second page of the news somewhere. That would be hilarious.
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Posted: 11/22/2005 10:43:46 AM EDT
[#18]
that's what i am going for. i figure i won't vote for pretty much any of the above as they are are equally bad candidates. Might as well have some fun with my vote if i have to waste it. i figure at worst i can't be any worse than riley. I can promise you everything and not deliver as well as he can. At least i will tell you that up front
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Posted: 11/22/2005 10:49:30 AM EDT
[#19]
Well, that settles that. I now officially throw my hat into the ring for BeetleBailey - State Treasurer Lucy, take a hike - I've been spending  of state funds for three years now and can waste it with the best of them (literally  ).I hereby declare this the new treasury office, immediate transfer from Montgomery pending election: 
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Posted: 11/22/2005 10:53:39 AM EDT
[#20]
Well, heck... I call Secretary of State (to make sure we make the ballot in future elections, of course). And "Mrs. HardShell" would make a darn fine Attorney General. The ARFCOM ticket... I can see it now.
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Posted: 11/22/2005 10:57:27 AM EDT
[#21]
I concurr.
You can both have staterooms in my battleship
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Posted: 11/22/2005 11:46:21 AM EDT
[#22]
+1 
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Posted: 11/22/2005 1:04:58 PM EDT
[#23]
Beer sales on Sunday across the state!
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Posted: 11/22/2005 1:12:24 PM EDT
[#24]
I am thinking more along the lines of FREE BEER on sunday |
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Posted: 11/22/2005 1:47:43 PM EDT
[#25]
I'm in if you promise to inact an admendment to the States constitution allowing all residents over the age of 21 to carry concealed or openly any type of firearm they want and the admendment must have an protection clause including the affirmitation of the 2nd admendment granting all residents the indiviual right to own, posess, store, carry, conceal, transport, ship within the boundries of this state. Furthermore it shall guarentee the right of an individual to protect himself from harm whether on private or public property while also making it clear that he has no duty to retreat from the engagement and is allowed to stand his ground with use of deadly force to stop an atacker when the atacker is armed with an weapon of any kind. Also an admendment making it illegal for any future state law to ban manufacture, possesion or sale of ammunition within the boundries of the state.
We have to plan ahead and pass laws first. Would have our FF's in the begining had thunkit that we today would be attempting to pass laws to try and reinforce what they had set in stone, that has for some time, been trampled on? |
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Posted: 11/22/2005 2:01:12 PM EDT
[#26]
18. repeal laws against SBR's 19. Legal open carry 20. universal recognition of the RKBA and abolishment of "permit" system i think i need to add 23. reading comprehension education for all who need it  |
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Posted: 11/22/2005 5:11:16 PM EDT
[#27]
That would be me  , apparently five years of college has fried my brain...
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Posted: 11/22/2005 5:42:48 PM EDT
[#28]
OK. Thats all well and good, but what's your possition on gun-control?
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Posted: 11/22/2005 7:11:21 PM EDT
[#29]
Hell, I'm in!
Can I be head of the Dept of Transportation? I need the sleep...... Woody |
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Posted: 11/23/2005 4:56:34 AM EDT
[#30]
you got it but this will be a busy job. I'd actually EXPECT all the pot holes on the interstate around bham to be fixed. and fixed quickly. |
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Posted: 11/23/2005 6:43:07 AM EDT
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But, but, I wanna sleep in a big orange truck too. Hell, I'll just have to get the Undersecretary of Transportation to take care of that picky work stuff.... Just wait until you see the changes I have in mind..... And speed limits? Nearly a thing of the past! Woody |
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Posted: 11/23/2005 9:50:55 AM EDT
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Louisiana did a study that saved millions of tax dollars spent on road repairs. They found a way to make a shovel stand up all by itself. For a mere 1.5 million, I could run a similar study for your state.
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Posted: 11/23/2005 11:11:57 AM EDT
[#33]
Well....I'm not exactly in a position to vote for your agsint you....
But I'd vote for ya if I could. |
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Posted: 11/23/2005 7:07:07 PM EDT
[#34]
Sounds good..count me in! BTW, can I be the State Pillaging Inspector General (PIG)
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Posted: 11/25/2005 6:20:36 AM EDT
[#35]
If The_Beer_Slayer wins,I will send everyone who voted for him some of my Famous Kickass Jerky. But,that's only if he Wins.
Those of you that have had my Jerky,knows it's awesome! Mona |
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Posted: 11/25/2005 9:57:55 PM EDT
[#36]
You have got my vote.
Dave |
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Posted: 11/30/2005 6:55:31 AM EDT
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Two hands You have my vote if you establish an AL BATFE and name it the Beareau of Fun and make me the Commissioner of the Playstations for Guns program to help arm less fortunate families |
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Posted: 11/30/2005 7:01:14 AM EDT
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DONE by the way i am still looking for a SECRETARY of PORN but haven't had any takers. lostwildcat and scaryguy wanted the job but their wives wouldn't let them have it
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Posted: 11/30/2005 3:03:25 PM EDT
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Can I be over The Alabama Fish and Game Division?????.......There is a serious Beaver problem I need to deal with in this state. Speaking of Beavers.....Can we legalize Prostitution?......Of course if we do that, I'll have to pre-test all the beavers before releasing them for public use and abuse...
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Posted: 11/30/2005 3:34:58 PM EDT
[#40]
does this mean you want the PORN position?
i stand before you and say YES i promise you everything you ask for in the above post. I WANT your vote! |
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Posted: 12/1/2005 6:48:21 AM EDT
[#41]
I was trying to find out if you were "Standing" for gun-control or "Laying" down.
If I can have the official publicity photographer's job, then you will get my vote.
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Posted: 12/1/2005 6:54:14 AM EDT
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hmmmmm... i am not sure where the photographers position would fall. i could probably put you under the secretary of PORN
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Posted: 12/1/2005 10:29:33 AM EDT
[#43]
I'd rather have a female in the position "Under Me" as Secretary of Porn......
 GhostCat |
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Posted: 12/2/2005 4:31:04 AM EDT
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Ok, if i cannot be govenor, i will vote for you. but only if i am allowed to be second in command while i secretly establish plans to establish plans to take over a small island (think dr. moreau with midgets and monkey people with m4's).
 I dont want much just a small island chain, say hawaii. I'll need to borrow the USS Alabama to get my beer and porn over there. that okay with you Gov? of course you'll be welcome on the island, along with your cabinet and the minister of porn...
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Posted: 12/2/2005 1:01:00 PM EDT
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works for me i'll need a first mate on "the BLACK PEARL" anyway. of course i was actually think of you more as a cabin boy
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Posted: 12/2/2005 2:23:25 PM EDT
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If I found out that an arfcommer were elected, I'd pack up and leave.
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Posted: 12/2/2005 5:16:05 PM EDT
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Why? It would be the closest to Nirvana we could get in this state.... Woody |
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Posted: 12/3/2005 6:40:39 AM EDT
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note to self....
have jquillen1985 deported to france |
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Posted: 12/4/2005 6:10:08 AM EDT
[#49]
cabin boy? if you mean i'll throw you into the water and let "sharky" kick your ass then go make out with a 6 armed goddess with giant boobs, then sure i'll be the cabin boy... |
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Posted: 12/4/2005 12:23:09 PM EDT
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Will Mona be wearing one of those serving wench shirts?
 If so, I'm in. Balming |
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