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Posted: 2/12/2006 8:06:27 PM EDT
We learned a few years ago to not go hunting with Bobby Knight. Not only is he obviously reckless with the muzzle end of a shotgun, he's pretty much above the law.

Now we can add our vice president to the list!

When the VP accidentally sprays you with birdshot, your only recourse is to smile (if you can) and thank him. I would imagine that anything more aggressive would result your not being seen by anyone again.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 8:24:23 PM EDT
You know there has got to be a joke about this and the skank senator from newyork.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:18:08 PM EDT
heh! which one?!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 6:25:36 AM EDT
Didn't Aerosmith have a song called: Cheaney's Got a Gun!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 10:04:57 AM EDT
He shoots! He scores! The crowd roars!

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:39:12 AM EDT
Just reported on Fox news Dayside.
It's safer to go hunting with Dick Cheney than to get in a car with Ted Kennedy!hock.gif
Gump
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 10:11:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mechaniac:
Didn't Aerosmith have a song called: Cheaney's Got a Gun!


Close, it was "Janie's got a gun"
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:57:16 AM EDT
I'm writing the new song, "Cheney's Got a Gun," sung to the tune of "Janie's Got a Gun," naturally.

Here is the first verse (lyrics copyright 2006 by rhino, of course):

Cheney’s got a gun
Cheney’s got a gun
His whole world’s come undone
From shootin’ straight at the sun
What did his buddy do
What did he put him through


----

more to come as the inspiration hits.

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 5:36:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 5:39:29 PM EDT by Durango_USMC]
You're nuts. And have entirely too much free time

Still on for the shoot this weekend ACC?

They say when Cheaney was arrested
They found him catchin a train
But man, his buddy had it comin'
Now that Cheaney's Got A Gun
CSPN ain't never gonna be the same
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:10:53 PM EDT
We're scheduled for steel on Saturday, but I don't know if the weather will allow it!
Link Posted: 2/16/2006 7:04:32 PM EDT
BAH! not what the email I got said!

I got Gortex.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:29:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mechaniac:
Didn't Aerosmith have a song called: Cheaney's Got a Gun!



Here is a link to the video for the song
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1140521975/Dick_Cheneys_Got_a_Gun
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 3:15:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 6:47:59 PM EDT
Perfect!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 8:19:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rhino_:
www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1140521975/Dick_Cheneys_Got_a_Gun

Makin' the linky hot.



I'll learn to do that one of these days
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 10:38:58 AM EDT
103.9 in nw in has a cheney's got a gun song. sounds just like aerosmith.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 9:25:05 AM EDT
I thought the version at AR-50's link sounded a lot like them too. (But it's been a few years since I've heard their version...)

To make a link hot just put {url} in front and {/url} after, but use square []s instead of curly {}s.
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