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Posted: 8/28/2003 3:58:07 PM EDT

The youngest Miss GovtThug just outgrew her crib.

It's an Evenflo Jenny Lind style. This one:

www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000059XRO/ref=ase_2meta21-20/102-6146348-0504140?v=glance&s=baby

Mattress not included.

If you want it, just let me know and you can come pick it up. You could give me a couple of USGI 30's for it, or some ammo (no Wolf, please).

Or you can just have it for free.

But some mags or ammo would be nice.

We're moving soon, and I don't want to have one more thing to pack, so come and get it!

Posted: 8/30/2003 1:53:32 PM EDT

[#1]

That's a generous offer GovtThug!

When I read the title, the first thing I thought was "Holy chit - someone is giving their house away!"

Posted: 9/2/2003 6:30:44 AM EDT

[#2]

hmm...would you be willing to hang on to it for about 9 months while I convince QuietShootr to have a baby???

Posted: 9/2/2003 7:37:55 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
hmm...would you be willing to hang on to it for about 9 months while I convince QuietShootr to have a baby???

Is that what's known as layaway? [:\]

Posted: 9/2/2003 8:24:15 AM EDT

[#4]

HOLD ON JUST A COTTON PICKIN' MINUTE HERE!!!!

Posted: 9/2/2003 11:22:28 AM EDT

[#5]

Dayum yo, I be needin a grill to go along wif mah crib yo.

Oh shit, sorry, wrong kind of crib.

Posted: 9/2/2003 5:20:24 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
hmm...would you be willing to hang on to it for about 9 months while I convince QuietShootr to have a baby???

Ummm...

No, you better come and get it now, so you can start decorating the nursery. Can't leave the decorating until the last minute.

So, have you decided on any names yet?

Posted: 9/2/2003 5:54:36 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
hmm...would you be willing to hang on to it for about 9 months while I convince QuietShootr to have a baby???

Ummm...

No, you better come and get it now, so you can start decorating the nursery. Can't leave the decorating until the last minute.

So, have you decided on any names yet?

Shhh...he doesn't know (yet).

Posted: 9/3/2003 6:30:59 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
So, have you decided on any names yet?

"Hoosier Daddy"?

Posted: 9/3/2003 10:12:46 AM EDT

[#9]

QuietShootrMKll

Posted: 9/6/2003 11:17:16 AM EDT

[#10]

The crib is sold.

Posted: 9/6/2003 11:46:09 AM EDT

[#11]

Dag! Just when I was getting close to convincing him!

Posted: 9/8/2003 7:31:03 AM EDT

[#12]

The bad thing is the ticking of that biological clock keeps getting louder and louder...

Posted: 9/8/2003 7:32:56 AM EDT

[#13]

Good looking out there, ~~Blue Falcon~~ TC...

Posted: 9/8/2003 10:15:51 AM EDT

[#14]

If you guys really need a crib, don't let money stop you, we (Indidna ARFCOM) can pay for it. Regretfully we just sold ALL of our baby related furniture at an auction on the east side.

Posted: 9/8/2003 10:34:56 AM EDT

[#15]

WE DON'T NEED A CRIB!!!

Posted: 9/8/2003 10:57:39 AM EDT

[#16]

Not today, but you never know what next spring will bring...

Posted: 9/8/2003 1:40:59 PM EDT

[#17]

Define "need".

Posted: 9/8/2003 1:56:48 PM EDT

[#18]

You fuckers better not know something I don't.

Posted: 9/8/2003 2:14:06 PM EDT

[#19]

Define "You fuckers".

Posted: 9/8/2003 2:16:20 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
So, have you decided on any names yet?

"Hoosier Daddy"?

Why, I'd be so honored :) !

Posted: 9/8/2003 2:33:33 PM EDT

[#21]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I just love watching QS squirm like a little girl!!!

Posted: 9/8/2003 3:38:47 PM EDT

[#22]

In my best Arnold Schwartzeneger voice:

"Look at the little panzy boy. Playing with his big guns, but so affriad of a little bay-bee! Come over heeree leetle panzy boy so I can ruff U up!"

I am good for 2 20 round colt mags towards the crib. Just do it.

Posted: 9/8/2003 6:16:01 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
In my best Arnold Schwartzeneger voice:

"Look at the little panzy boy. Playing with his big guns, but so affriad of a little bay-bee! Come over heeree leetle panzy boy so I can ruff U up!"

I am good for 2 20 round colt mags towards the crib. Just do it.

Posted: 9/8/2003 8:16:40 PM EDT

[#24]

Zoub: I am good for 2 20 round colt mags towards the crib. Just do it.

Posted: 9/9/2003 5:30:25 AM EDT

[#25]

Is this thread the beginning of the first ever ARFCOM baby shower?

Posted: 9/9/2003 1:06:36 PM EDT

[#26]

Arnold again:

"How can we have ah bay-bee shower if the girly-girl won't make ah baby? Hey QS, quit playing with your guns you girly-girl so we can have the first ARFCOM bay-bee shower! Come over here you little girly-girl so I can ruff you up. You are embarrassing all of us"

PS somebody tell me when QS gets pissed BEFORE he snaps. I live closer to his house than an "Indiana one tank trip".

Posted: 9/9/2003 1:11:02 PM EDT

[#27]

I got a SHOWER FOR YOU!! Piss on ya'll!

Posted: 9/9/2003 3:40:54 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
I got a SHOWER FOR YOU!! Piss on ya'll!

Touchy touchy are we? Need some Midol?

Posted: 9/9/2003 4:00:50 PM EDT

[#29]

"SNAP"

Ok, I must have multiple personalities because I know should leave this one ALONE, but Zouben-Arnold can not resist. I mean come on, a little circle guy with his face painted like Mel Gibson and he is holding his "sword" while making reference to his pee-pee..........

"Hey little girly boy, did you ever stop to think that an ARFCOM baby shower would probably mean gun stuff for both QS and little qs. Now stop making pee-pee and leave your sword alone and make us proud. What are you affraid of?.....Your fahzer must be so ashamed. Now do your job........OR...I will have to rough you up some more."

October, Novemeber, December, January, February , March, April, May, June.

Posted: 9/9/2003 4:28:27 PM EDT

[#30]

QS, you gonna cut me a good deal on your new Gemtech so you can afford that crib?

Posted: 9/9/2003 4:36:08 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
QS, you gonna cut me a good deal on your new Gemtech so you can afford that crib?

Damn that is low. Low-balling a price to a potential new Dad on his gear. Wish I had thought of it first!

Dibs on the .308

Posted: 9/10/2003 6:26:31 AM EDT

[#32]

I see a tremendous opportunity here to enjoy some "earned media" with Marian the Librarian's ARFCOM baby shower. Think of the newsworthiness of the event:

1) Baby showers are traditionally held by women for women. This one will be held by men for a woman and her husband.

2) Baby showers are traditionally organized by a group of the woman's friends and/or family. Hoosier ARFCOMers are Marian's virtual 'friends'.

3) The mother-to-be is usually showered with gifts that come in handy when the baby arrives. This one will probably see both baby stuff and gun stuff. How unusual is that?!

4) Traditional baby showers are held at someone's home or a resturant or a church hall. I see this one being held at a shooting range.

I'm sure there are other differences between the first ever ARFCOM baby shower and traditional baby showers. The uniqueness of this event will attract a reporter like filings to a magnet. I predict a really cool story in the Indianapolis Star if we give them a heads up and invite a reporter. Some readers will be aghast, others will be fascinated. No one who reads the story and views the pictures will be left without an opinion. This is our chance to step out of the shadows and into the mainstream!