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Posted: 3/20/2006 2:22:30 PM EDT


How's that .308 Bushmaster you won treating you?
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:23:53 AM EDT
watch out for her handcuffs.--she probably never had a man shake her up like that before--could be love
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 6:17:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/21/2006 6:20:16 PM EDT by Lurch]
You know, I'm actually at a loss for words on this one.

Methinks maybe she should hang up her Junior G-Man badge and get a job at JoAnn Fabrics. It would apparently be more her speed.

Sheesh.

Oh, and BigA......she went running for the relative quiet of your PS90. It's love all right.


ETA: I think she called me a "douchebag" as she was leaving. Seems to be catching on.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:12:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 6:14:04 AM EDT by m-dc]
WTF?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:59:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:
WTF?



Yeah some of us are missing parts of the story.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:27:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Jakezor:

Originally Posted By m-dc:
WTF?



Yeah some of us are missing parts of the story.


I love it when they do this, you would think they never heard of IM.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:37:24 AM EDT
Unfortunately, this thread is worthless without pics.

Let me try to explain:

FBI agent on lane 1:
Lurch on lane 2:
Idiot with 10/22 on lane 3:
BigA_MN on lane 9 with P90:

Apparently, the Izzy brake was a little noisy for her so she moved down to lane 15.

Serious training/trigger time probably not a good idea at Bill's on a Sunday afternoon, cause the range looks like this:




Get it?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:38:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:

I love it when they do this, you would think they never heard of IM.



IM sent.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:38:35 AM EDT
Yep, its all coming together.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:05:52 AM EDT
She (the Gman of the female persuasion) absolutely freaked out when my cousin touched off the first round with my BAR10. She twitched so hard I think her feet left the ground, and then left the range until he was done, came back and packed up her shit and hustled over to lane 10, where she was hoping BigA would act as a noise barrier for her.

It is good to note, however, that at least a portion of the FBI is frightened by loud noises.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:07:20 AM EDT
Oh, and Mike, is it coincidence that you put this guy on lane 9?



Do you have anything you'd like to share with the group?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:09:48 AM EDT
I shaved recently.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:23:00 AM EDT
This thread keeps getting wierder and wierder. Might as well post something it it to tag it. So far I have gathered that the hot little JBT didn't like Lurch's big rifle, so she went to check out biga_mn's PS90? And Mike works at Bill's on the weekends now?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:29:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Unfortunately, this thread is worthless without pics.

Let me try to explain:

FBI agent on lane 1:
Lurch on lane 2:
Idiot with 10/22 on lane 3:
BigA_MN on lane 9 with P90:

Apparently, the Izzy brake was a little noisy for her so she moved down to lane 15.

Serious training/trigger time probably not a good idea at Bill's on a Sunday afternoon, cause the range looks like this:




Get it?



So which one were you again?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:40:47 AM EDT
I am now dumber for haveing read this! This comeing from the guy who can't spell! I don't have much of the brain power to spare, so...... if we could put some kind of code word on the title like suppresor or silencer, so I don't read that would be much apreciated.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:18:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 10:31:03 AM EDT by biga_mn]
. i still say that she loved Lurch and his big gun and had to leave the range to compose herself, because no man ever shook her up like that. once again i don't want to be used for concealment or noise abatement and I would make terrible cover. I'm big but i don't want to be a meat shield
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:45:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mnandy:
And Mike works at Bill's on the weekends now?



No, but I was there sighting in my Defensive Edge Savage 110 precision rifle.


Originally posted by Death451:
I am now dumber for haveing read this! This comeing from the guy who can't spell! I don't have much of the brain power to spare, so...... if we could put some kind of code word on the title like suppresor or silencer, so I don't read that would be much apreciated.



Suppressor!


Originally posted by Jakezor:
So which one were you again?



I was this guy:
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 5:19:56 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/23/2006 5:21:54 AM EDT by m-dc]

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:

Originally Posted By mnandy:
And Mike works at Bill's on the weekends now?



No, but I was there sighting in my Defensive Edge Savage 110 precision rifle.



What makes that rifle a "Defensive Edge rifle?" Are you saying that because you won it through the course or is there something else?


I have this one on the way. Savage
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 6:49:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:

Originally Posted By mnandy:
And Mike works at Bill's on the weekends now?



No, but I was there sighting in my Defensive Edge Savage 110 precision rifle.



What makes that rifle a "Defensive Edge rifle?" Are you saying that because you won it through the course or is there something else?



Yes, it is the rifle I won for being the Carbine Champion, 2005
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 8:36:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Unfortunately, this thread is worthless without pics.

Let me try to explain:

FBI agent on lane 1:
Lurch on lane 2:
Idiot with 10/22 on lane 3:
BigA_MN on lane 9 with P90:

Apparently, the Izzy brake was a little noisy for her so she moved down to lane 15.

Serious training/trigger time probably not a good idea at Bill's on a Sunday afternoon, cause the range looks like this:




Get it?



Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:37:45 AM EDT



OK,

Here's how it went down.

We're at the range and this chick shows up in the lane next to me and starts her yearly qualification drills.



My cousin loads up a mag and touches the first one off.



The ColgateKid on the other side of me likes loud noises.



Miz FBI apparently wasn't expecting a .308 to go off next to her.



She moves down to the other end of the range, over by biga_mn



I get a chuckle out of the whole incident, as does CK.



The only downside of the afternoon happened on the way home. Don't worry, FBI peoplez, I won't be replacing them.



Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:45:46 AM EDT


That's basically what happened!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:47:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lurch:


OK,

Here's how it went down.

We're at the range and this chick shows up in the lane next to me and starts her yearly qualification drills.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/lurch71/44_Agent-Scully.jpg

My cousin loads up a mag and touches the first one off.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/lurch71/MVC-001F.jpg

The ColgateKid on the other side of me likes loud noises.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/lurch71/deliverance.jpg

Miz FBI apparently wasn't expecting a .308 to go off next to her.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/lurch71/70521027.jpg

She moves down to the other end of the range, over by biga_mn

img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/lurch71/Andre_the_Giant.jpg

I get a chuckle out of the whole incident, as does CK.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/lurch71/lurch7.jpgimg.photobucket.com/albums/v308/lurch71/deliverance.jpg

The only downside of the afternoon happened on the way home. Don't worry, FBI peoplez, I won't be replacing them.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/lurch71/ba.bmp



I love it when they tell stories with pictures, its so much easier! funny!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 7:58:41 AM EDT
I love picture stories on arfcom.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 8:34:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/24/2006 8:35:38 AM EDT by dpmmn]
I cant read, so the pictures help, so tell me if I am reading this correctly, my best guess is that by the second pic from the bottom is that Lurch got cornholed by the guy from deliverence



Link Posted: 3/24/2006 8:40:17 AM EDT
That is hilarious!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 8:54:34 AM EDT
words. words. words. words. words. words. words. words.

WOHOO! PICTURES!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 12:06:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
I cant read, so the pictures help, so tell me if I am reading this correctly, my best guess is that by the second pic from the bottom is that Lurch got cornholed by the guy from deliverence





Ned Beatty I ain't.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 7:19:48 PM EDT
Thats what I needed!

Link Posted: 3/27/2006 9:48:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2006 9:49:52 AM EDT by death451]
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 11:08:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2006 9:52:37 AM EDT by death451]

Originally Posted By Lurch:
Originally Posted By dpmmn:
I cant read, so the pictures help, so tell me if I am reading this correctly, my best guess is that by the second pic from the bottom is that Lurch got cornholed by the guy from deliverence





Ned Beatty I ain't.

You got a purdy mouth boy wana be my boyfriend!

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