I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her

"...And where do you think you're going?"
( You're gonna love this..... )

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark

You bastard......  I cant stop laughing, damn you.......

The more I.... think about it, the funnier it gets.......Oh my sides hurt.......

did you show her the light when you got home?

Quoted: did you show her the light when you got home?

Nope, blondes do their best work in the dark. But don't take my word for it, ask Rat!

Quoted: Quoted: did you show her the light when you got home? Nope, blondes do their best work in the dark. But don't take my word for it, ask Rat!

shiiiiitttt!...........Rat wouldn't know, he's too busy wearing his sheep suit.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: did you show her the light when you got home? Nope, blondes do their best work in the dark. But don't take my word for it, ask Rat! shiiiiitttt!...........Rat wouldn't know, he's too busy wearing his sheep suit.

I ain't gonna touch that comment. I promised Rat I was gonna lay off those type comments.
All I can say is.........
Are you reading this, ACman?