EDIT: All three videos now posted to YouTube.
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Shady-Dem-s-being-shady-Or-how-I-caught-a-scumbag-Dem-on-my-security-cam-WITH-FOOTAGE-/5-2031177/
Long story short, door to door Gillespie guy comes by and my storm door is open but locked. My hands are covered in Aeroshell 33MS and I'm working on an AR right next to the door (he can't see it), so I ask him to just drop the two items at the door. A little later I get a chirp on my phone when I went to the basement - motion detected on the front door. I'm busy so screw it, let's just look remotely from my phone.
MY OH MY - someone is on my front porch stealing my two Gillespie pamphlets?! I go outside and he's across the street at this point so I call him over. He starts in with "Hi, I'm here to discuss how awesome Elizabeth Guzman is" and it instantly clicked who he is. I told him my security camera just filmed everything he did. He look liked he saw a ghost. Well, he claimed he didn't know what I was talking about, but said he saw "one of his competitors" just throw stuff on my porch and walk off. I asked him where it when and he said he didn't know - but then went and "found" one in MY FRONT FUCKING BUSH. It's because HE THREW IT THERE! Well, he kicked it over to the bush - twice - so technically he didn't "throw it". He didn't want to take the other tore up one out of his pocket.
If he wasn't in his 60's I would have beat this fucking scumbag trespassing thief into submission. At a minimum I would have called the police, had him trespassed, and complained about the property he destroyed.