Quoted: Women like you are a special breed.
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That's my gal!
I hope I am not over stepping my bounds but, you rock.
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Just don't stare at her ass as much as Tommy does, and your GTG as far as I'm concerned...
I think you need to practice your stress inducing abilities on your husband while, oh say he is doing the dishes, or cutting the grass.
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What are these "doing the dishes" and "cutting the grass" activities of which you speak?
If I were a smart man, I'd use this space to sing the praises of my lovely, unique, and (heretofore unknown to me) badass wife. Instead, I'll just say that you can pry her away from my cold, dead, hands. I pursued this one entirely too hard to give up without a fight.
If I had known...really known...I'd have probably pursued her twice as hard.