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Posted: 8/31/2010 7:31:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 7:32:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/31/2010 9:57:02 PM EDT by CrownAndSeven]
Yes

ETA: It also ruins your eyesight!

Link Posted: 8/31/2010 7:44:53 PM EDT
I'm gonna go with yes on this one.
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 7:50:57 PM EDT
plonk
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:02:52 PM EDT
Catholic priests come to mind..

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Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:04:21 PM EDT
You coulda axed me in person. I think it makes me sexier. (Please, dear God, let some woman read and BELIEVE!) I have heard it will make you stutter. On the good side, it has improved my Porky Pig imitation.
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:04:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Athompson:
Catholic priests come to mind..

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Thread title says 'woman or human.' Small boys are still human, so Catholic priests don't count.
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:07:30 PM EDT
Yes, look at the muslim world. No beers or porn and all kinds of trouble.
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:13:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Clown_Gun:

Originally Posted By Athompson:
Catholic priests come to mind..

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Thread title says 'woman or human.' Small boys are still human, so Catholic priests don't count.


my line of thinking was this...vow of chastity for years from normal sexual behavior leads them to social problems...I would consider molesting little boys to be a problem...

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Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:13:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR15_Prince:
Yes, look at the muslim world. No beers or porn and all kinds of trouble.




Well... Sort of!
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:15:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR15_Prince:
Yes, look at the muslim world. No beers or porn and all kinds of trouble.



"women are for babies, boys are for fun"

-mohammed....circa along time ago in a desert far, far away...


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Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:18:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR15_Prince:
Yes, look at the muslim world. No beers or porn and all kinds of trouble.

Speaking of beer....
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:23:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Athompson:
Originally Posted By Clown_Gun:

Originally Posted By Athompson:
Catholic priests come to mind..

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

Thread title says 'woman or human.' Small boys are still human, so Catholic priests don't count.


my line of thinking was this...vow of chastity for years from normal sexual behavior leads them to social problems...I would consider molesting little boys to be a problem...

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Maybe they had the social problems before they started putting their collars on backwards and became priests just so they could get to the little boys easier.
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:25:31 PM EDT
Not as long as you have a good hand.
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:29:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Clown_Gun:

Originally Posted By Athompson:
Originally Posted By Clown_Gun:

Originally Posted By Athompson:
Catholic priests come to mind..

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

Thread title says 'woman or human.' Small boys are still human, so Catholic priests don't count.


my line of thinking was this...vow of chastity for years from normal sexual behavior leads them to social problems...I would consider molesting little boys to be a problem...

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Maybe they had the social problems before they started putting their collars on backwards and became priests just so they could get to the little boys easier.


point...counter point...never looked at it that way....

points to ponder by
Clown Gun

I want fifteen percent of the royalties from your book since I thought up the title...

Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:30:20 PM EDT
Muslims have more problems than that. Why do you think so many become terrorists?

No beer.

No booze.

No bars.

No television.

No cheerleaders.

No baseball.

No football.

No basketball.

No hockey.

No golf.

No tailgate parties.

No hooters.

No toilets.

No pork BBQ.

No hot dogs.

No burgers.

No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas.

No medicine.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

You can't shave.

Your wife can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they're told that when they die it all gets better!

Not hard to figure out!


Link Posted: 8/31/2010 8:57:56 PM EDT
This one deserves to go around again.

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Ahmed replied, "Crap, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 9:50:18 PM EDT
Absolutely, why do you think I am DrewXD is such an asshole?
Link Posted: 8/31/2010 9:58:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Athompson:
Catholic priests come to mind..

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Spanky, and Strat...

Link Posted: 8/31/2010 9:59:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By R-32:
Originally Posted By Athompson:
Catholic priests come to mind..

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Spanky, and Strat...



I thought Spanky got laid at those Furry get togethers?!?
Link Posted: 9/1/2010 12:21:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/1/2010 12:31:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CrownAndSeven:
Originally Posted By R-32:
Originally Posted By Athompson:
Catholic priests come to mind..

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Spanky, and Strat...



I thought Spanky got laid at those Furry get togethers?!?


No but I do know a lady that owns a flower shop in Vista that had the bear

Link Posted: 9/1/2010 12:32:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By OdT:
Define 'longterm'.

... and the eminent discussion of masturbation...


Ok you go first

Link Posted: 9/1/2010 8:24:21 AM EDT
BHD EYES???
Link Posted: 9/1/2010 8:46:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 45ColtBisley:
This one deserves to go around again.

Auburn University





I still ROR, and all the muslims are in the engineering building not lib arts.

Link Posted: 9/1/2010 9:16:10 AM EDT
Incoming Huge quote

Originally Posted By Clown_Gun:
Muslims have more problems than that. Why do you think so many become terrorists?

No beer.

No booze.

No bars.

No television.

No cheerleaders.

No baseball.

No football.

No basketball.

No hockey.

No golf.

No tailgate parties.

No hooters.

No toilets.

No pork BBQ.

No hot dogs.

No burgers.

No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas.

No medicine.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

You can't shave.

Your wife can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they're told that when they die it all gets better!

Not hard to figure out!




I'd want to blow myself up too.
Link Posted: 9/1/2010 9:53:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2010 10:14:48 AM EDT by CrownAndSeven]
Originally Posted By spankybear:
No but I do know a lady that owns a flower shop in Vista that had the bear


Interesting. So inbetween jerking off to pictures of 1GR and his dead dog, you are internet stocking me and my family?

Link Posted: 9/1/2010 1:34:09 PM EDT
"Do you think a longterm lack of sex (from a woman or human) can cause social issues?"

Yes
Link Posted: 9/1/2010 1:36:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By charliez:
BHD EYES???

D'OH, BAD EYES

Been fapping for as long as I can remember (not as long as the urm mature gents here), I wear glasses, but they're not bad.


Link Posted: 9/1/2010 2:17:19 PM EDT
No. I think the social issues usually precede, cause, prolong, and outlast the period without sex.
Link Posted: 9/1/2010 3:35:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AudiDat:
Incoming Huge quote

Originally Posted By Clown_Gun:
Muslims have more problems than that. Why do you think so many become terrorists?

No beer.

No booze.

No bars.

No television.

No cheerleaders.

No baseball.

No football.

No basketball.

No hockey.

No golf.

No tailgate parties.

No hooters.

No toilets.

No pork BBQ.

No hot dogs.

No burgers.

No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas.

No medicine.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

You can't shave.

Your wife can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they're told that when they die it all gets better!

Not hard to figure out!




I'd want to blow myself up too.

I played Army with my wife the other day....I laid down, and she blew the shit out of me.
Link Posted: 9/1/2010 3:59:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Matt45:
I played Army with my wife the other day....I laid down, and she blew the shit out of me.

But were you screaming Allahu Akbar at the end?
Link Posted: 9/1/2010 4:33:52 PM EDT
In some ways, having sex can cause social issues...
Link Posted: 9/1/2010 4:42:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Clown_Gun:

Originally Posted By Matt45:
I played Army with my wife the other day....I laid down, and she blew the shit out of me.

But were you screaming Allahu Akbar at the end?

No....the next activity was more:



Link Posted: 9/1/2010 7:08:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 9:46:10 AM EDT
Still not having sex on page 2. Or, probably any of the pages to come. ALLAH TITTYBAR!!
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 10:52:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CrownAndSeven:
Originally Posted By spankybear:
No but I do know a lady that owns a flower shop in Vista that had the bear


Interesting. So inbetween jerking off to pictures of 1GR and his dead dog, you are internet stocking me and my family?



Sparky, I'm still waiting on a reply. Now I know this information can be had on the internet. Finding my mom's name from my facebook (or whatever means) and doing a google search will reveal her business and location, but using that as a sorry ass cut down on ARF is pushing the envelope with me.
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 10:56:55 AM EDT
WOAH WOAH WOAH. Internet stalking C&7's mom?




Bad form, bear. Bad form.
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 10:59:58 AM EDT
Unliked animal fucking HTF member, is unliked.
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 12:39:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 3:21:56 PM EDT
It's a misdemeanor.
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 6:31:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CrownAndSeven:
Originally Posted By CrownAndSeven:
Originally Posted By spankybear:
No but I do know a lady that owns a flower shop in Vista that had the bear


Interesting. So inbetween jerking off to pictures of 1GR and his dead dog, you are internet stocking me and my family?



Sparky, I'm still waiting on a reply. Now I know this information can be had on the internet. Finding my mom's name from my facebook (or whatever means) and doing a google search will reveal her business and location, but using that as a sorry ass cut down on ARF is pushing the envelope with me.


First off...
*sigh*....
Not intenet stocking... It's what you said....


Now

You said you don't want to make this personal... Drop the "I have furry sex" bit... Don't know why you think that is ok to say... It is untrue and not funny.

I like how you "forgot" to show the all of the quotes...

Originally Posted By CrownAndSeven:
Originally Posted By R-32:
Originally Posted By Athompson:
Catholic priests come to mind..

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Spanky, and Strat...



I thought Spanky got laid at those Furry get togethers?!?



If you want to make a bigger deal out of this go right ahead... I was told by someone you edited your threat towards me here in this post. I am sure you where not plaing to go throught with that threat,,,



Link Posted: 9/2/2010 6:35:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 6:37:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OdT:
Anyone else notice how well this thread goes with beer?


*sigh*

and I am out
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 6:41:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 7:13:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2010 7:13:43 PM EDT by CrownAndSeven]
Originally Posted By spankybear:
First off...
*sigh*....
Not intenet stocking... It's what you said....


It's what I said?? I said you had sex with my mom?? Really? Show me where that was said? You also feel the need to bring family who has nothing to do with arf into a cut down It really shows your lack of class. It's not just me that found that move offensive. When I called you out a second time, I received two IM's from people asking if you know/knew my family. When I said you did not they found it went to far.


Now

You said you don't want to make this personal... Drop the "I have furry sex" bit... Don't know why you think that is ok to say... It is untrue and not funny.

I like how you "forgot" to show the all of the quotes...

Originally Posted By CrownAndSeven:
Originally Posted By R-32:
Originally Posted By Athompson:
Catholic priests come to mind..

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Spanky, and Strat...



I thought Spanky got laid at those Furry get togethers?!?



If you want to make a bigger deal out of this go right ahead... I was told by someone you edited your threat towards me here in this post. I am sure you where not plaing to go throught with that threat,,,


I didn't forget or cut out anything. If I was trying to make a shot and run from it I would have edited out my 1st statement. I was playing off R-32 comparing you to a catholic priest. I would think that comparing you to a child molester would be a little more severe then giving you credit for getting laid. You're the one that keeps bringing up the furry shit, even trying to OUT arfcom furries in GD. You're the one obsessed with them.

Furthermore, this "someone told you I edited my threat", you want to see the "threat"?? . I'll put back exactly what I said and that was this...
"Say what you want about me, I don't care... Talk shit about my mom and this can become personal fast"

I actually edited that in, then edited it back out within a few minutes because I though it was a knee jerk reaction, and I was giving you the benefit of the doubt TRYING to be funny. I've actually stayed out of your job thread because I don't have anything nice to say, but if you want to keep this shit up, I'll be happy to throw my opinion into your thread and any other you start. That's the "threat". I'll be sure you stay above your level of class, I won't take cuts at your family..

It's your call...
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 7:53:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By CrownAndSeven:
<snip>



I am not going to argue with you. You are missing what I am saying. All I can do at this point is say this is not Internet stocking. Just something I over heard (and no I didn’t hear you say anything about sex with anybody in your family.) I will apologize and not make any more remarks about you. There is some bad blood between us. There is nothing I can do to smooth this over.

So on this note I am sorry and I am done with this. There was no intent to do any harm.
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 8:12:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OdT:
Anyone else notice how well this thread goes with beer?


Heres to Bad form, and sticking up for your mom!








Now, in all honesty...

I for some reason knew C&7's mom owned a flower shop in Cali, but I could not have told you what city... I know he has some something about it on this board before, I did not have to do a google stalk.

Link Posted: 9/2/2010 8:18:30 PM EDT
You all have met me....
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 8:31:50 PM EDT
Why are we yelling?
Link Posted: 9/2/2010 8:50:20 PM EDT
What the fuck? Are C&7 & Spanky cool now, or not?
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