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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:07:26 PM EDT
I am a snot producing machine.
Even Afrin can't help me.  It's so bad I am using paper towels instead of kleenex. That's just a minor annoyance, it's the green and brown snot balls I am horking up that are bugging me.... |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:11:08 PM EDT
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thanks.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:25:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:36:54 PM EDT
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I recommend eating a huge bowl of ice cream ASAP.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:08:44 PM EDT
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And wash it down with a quart of chocolate milk. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:14:11 PM EDT
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Fixt. |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:34:07 PM EDT
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Damn man I am in the same boat. I was thinking of eating some warm mayo though to remedy mine.
YUM! 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:37:46 PM EDT
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Oh my God, you boys are just gross!
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Posted: 3/10/2006 3:54:40 PM EDT
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This thread is worthless without pics
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:39:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 4:58:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:06:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 5:38:51 PM EDT
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Meet my friend.... Ben A. Dryl
Antihistimine- stops the running snot- histamine reaction Decongestant- unstuffs the stuffed sinus- and can also be used to make some great home brew meth I had it last week...
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Posted: 3/10/2006 6:24:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2006 6:25:30 PM EDT
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No fun show for me.
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Posted: 3/10/2006 6:48:48 PM EDT
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I had the same thing: Head felt like a giant snot filled sponge, super itchy tickly throat that would not be calmed, sneezing all the time, couldn't sleep, miserable, etc.
It laughed at modern medicine. Schnapps was the only thing that made a difference. 
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Posted: 3/10/2006 10:39:32 PM EDT
[#16]
yeah--I could see where snorting that stuff will clean your head right out |
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Posted: 3/11/2006 9:11:13 AM EDT
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A strong shot of pepper spray should get rid of any snot you have in your head...
If you aren't happy with over-the-counter results, go with .mil grade riot gas... if that doesn't work... two words: Chinese Mustard |
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Posted: 3/11/2006 10:41:29 AM EDT
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I feel just fine......
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Posted: 3/11/2006 11:34:02 AM EDT
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I have a trash bag full of used snot rags for you. 
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Posted: 3/11/2006 11:40:21 AM EDT
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Cool, if it is like the last trash bag, I will welcome it.  
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Posted: 3/11/2006 1:05:40 PM EDT
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I dont know if you have health insurance. You can call 1(800) 793-3474 for free nursing advice!
Good Luck! |
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Posted: 3/11/2006 1:15:39 PM EDT
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 They tell you to call 9-1-1... |
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Posted: 3/11/2006 1:31:23 PM EDT
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Nyquil, by the bottle...Drink it early and often.
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Posted: 3/11/2006 2:25:41 PM EDT
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Do you have Pics? 
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Posted: 3/11/2006 4:32:45 PM EDT
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I went and got some real meth making materials (Sudefed) from sick call at the Navy base yesterday. None of that watered down shit they sell at the markets. Now my nose is so dried out it's cracking, that's ok, the Afrin is working too. I only spent the first 20 minutes in the shower horking up lung cookies this morning. |
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Posted: 3/11/2006 8:44:53 PM EDT
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On Tuesday I had sinus surgery. Later that day I puked and had two streams of blood gush from my nostrils at the same time. Fun was not had by all.
...just thought I'd add a little color to the conversation. |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 12:01:01 AM EDT
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If you would have swallowed them, you could have saved a couple bucks on breakfast... |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 8:36:32 AM EDT
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Only if your having an acute life threatening problem! They have to cover their butts. Just thought the # might be of help, not everyone has health insurance..... Trying to help an ARFCOM member out. GET WELL SOON! |
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Posted: 3/12/2006 1:32:03 PM EDT
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TMC Too Much Color
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Posted: 3/12/2006 1:37:12 PM EDT
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My creepy crud started last Sunday. Just now starting to feel better.
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