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Posted: 3/10/2006 1:07:26 PM EDT
I am a snot producing machine.

Even Afrin can't help me.

It's so bad I am using paper towels instead of kleenex.

That's just a minor annoyance, it's the green and brown snot balls I am horking up that are bugging me....
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Link Posted: 3/10/2006 1:36:54 PM EDT
I recommend eating a huge bowl of ice cream ASAP.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:08:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:
I recommend eating a huge bowl of ice cream ASAP.



And wash it down with a quart of chocolate milk.
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Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:34:07 PM EDT
Damn man I am in the same boat. I was thinking of eating some warm mayo though to remedy mine.

YUM!
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:37:46 PM EDT
Oh my God, you boys are just gross!

Link Posted: 3/10/2006 3:54:40 PM EDT
This thread is worthless without pics
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 4:39:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:38:51 PM EDT
Meet my friend.... Ben A. Dryl


Antihistimine- stops the running snot- histamine reaction
Decongestant- unstuffs the stuffed sinus- and can also be used to make some great home brew meth

I had it last week...
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:24:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CavVet:
www.rootology.com/images/yappysick/sudafed.jpg




It laughs at that....
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:25:30 PM EDT
No fun show for me.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 6:48:48 PM EDT
I had the same thing: Head felt like a giant snot filled sponge, super itchy tickly throat that would not be calmed, sneezing all the time, couldn't sleep, miserable, etc.

It laughed at modern medicine. Schnapps was the only thing that made a difference.
Link Posted: 3/10/2006 10:39:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By YOPD:
Schnapps was the only thing that made a difference.



yeah--I could see where snorting that stuff will clean your head right out
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 9:11:13 AM EDT
A strong shot of pepper spray should get rid of any snot you have in your head...

If you aren't happy with over-the-counter results, go with .mil grade riot gas...

if that doesn't work... two words:

Chinese Mustard
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 10:41:29 AM EDT
I feel just fine......
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 11:34:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:
I feel just fine......



I have a trash bag full of used snot rags for you.
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 11:40:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:

Originally Posted By R-32:
I feel just fine......



I have a trash bag full of used snot rags for you.



Cool, if it is like the last trash bag, I will welcome it.

Link Posted: 3/11/2006 1:05:40 PM EDT
I dont know if you have health insurance. You can call 1(800) 793-3474 for free nursing advice!

Good Luck!
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 1:15:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MountedMedic:
I dont know if you have health insurance. You can call 1(800) 793-3474 for free nursing advice!

Good Luck!






They tell you to call 9-1-1...
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 1:31:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 2:25:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
I am a snot producing machine.

Even Afrin can't help me.

It's so bad I am using paper towels instead of kleenex.

That's just a minor annoyance, it's the green and brown snot balls I am horking up that are bugging me....



Do you have Pics?
Link Posted: 3/11/2006 4:32:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RedDawg6:

Originally Posted By KA3B:
I am a snot producing machine.

Even Afrin can't help me.

It's so bad I am using paper towels instead of kleenex.

That's just a minor annoyance, it's the green and brown snot balls I am horking up that are bugging me....



Do you have Pics?






I went and got some real meth making materials (Sudefed) from sick call at the Navy base yesterday.
None of that watered down shit they sell at the markets.
Now my nose is so dried out it's cracking, that's ok, the Afrin is working too.
I only spent the first 20 minutes in the shower horking up lung cookies this morning.

Link Posted: 3/11/2006 8:44:53 PM EDT
On Tuesday I had sinus surgery. Later that day I puked and had two streams of blood gush from my nostrils at the same time. Fun was not had by all.


...just thought I'd add a little color to the conversation.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 12:01:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:

I only spent the first 20 minutes in the shower horking up lung cookies this morning.




If you would have swallowed them, you could have saved a couple bucks on breakfast...
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 8:36:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By MountedMedic:
I dont know if you have health insurance. You can call 1(800) 793-3474 for free nursing advice!

Good Luck!






They tell you to call 9-1-1...



Only if your having an acute life threatening problem! They have to cover their butts.

Just thought the # might be of help, not everyone has health insurance..... Trying to help an ARFCOM member out.

GET WELL SOON!
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 1:32:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Frostbite:
On Tuesday I had sinus surgery. Later that day I puked and had two streams of blood gush from my nostrils at the same time. Fun was not had by all.


...just thought I'd add a little color to the conversation.




TMC

Too Much Color


Link Posted: 3/12/2006 1:37:12 PM EDT
My creepy crud started last Sunday. Just now starting to feel better.



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