I guess you could add me to the list of shitter nightmares...
It was my first week on the Engine crew, and we got dispatched to a "Fire type unknown" call.
Im all hot to trot, and get out of the jumpseat and see this little 3x3 blue glowing fire all of about 6 inches tall. I hit it with a booster line and this stuff just splatters everywhere...But Im the only one doing anything, my other 3 buddies are laughing and just standing there...The Capt hands me a dry chem fire extinguisher and I get the fire out, and am looking at this pile of blue/green sludge.
Well to make a long story longer yet, I grab a soft chunk of this unknown substance and they all really start rolling, I now have this neon green/blue stuff all over my new gloves and the knees of my bunker gear...That is when they told me what it was.
Well they are all laughing at me, and the local K-9 cop shows up and asks me what it is, and he picks up a chunk with his bare hands, Now Im laughing my guts out, and I told him...
Made me feel better, and the best part is...
I still have that set of bunker gear with the stain's