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Posted: 2/5/2006 10:32:14 AM EDT
Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache".

His wife, lying on the bed, replies, " I think you'll find that is a sheep, you idiot."

The man says, "I think you will find that I wasn't talking to you."


Link Posted: 2/5/2006 10:40:00 AM EDT
I don't get it. I mean, where does the horse fit in to all this?
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 10:47:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
I don't get it. I mean, where does the horse fit in to all this?



No horse was harmed (or violated) during the making of this joke.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 12:18:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cherry_45:

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
I don't get it. I mean, where does the horse fit in to all this?



No horse was harmed (or violated) during the making of this joke.



Rectum?
Damn near KILLED him!!
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:37:59 PM EDT
That was. . .


BAAAAA-D.
Link Posted: 2/6/2006 5:53:05 PM EDT
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