about  0830 this morn.  A guy from work is on the other end, we'll call him JW

JW "Hey what are you doing"
Me "reading the news, whats going on"
JW "Hey is there a gun show this weekend"
Me "its next weekend"
JW "OH"
Me "You guys thinking of going then"
JW "yeah, theres a dog show here now"
Me " you f@ckers went to puyallup today" its about a hundred miles one way.
JW "Uh, yeah and they have a dog show or something here today"
I am in histerical laughter by now.
Me " Thanks for the invite @sshole, did you check the Gun News(both are WAC members one gets his at our shop)"
JW "No Earl said there was a show"
Me " you dont even have to open the pages the schedule is on the back"
JW " I know, we're going to go to Chehalis they have a show down there, I think".  

I work with all  three of these guys and they didn't say anthing about going to the show last night after work. Not sure if I'd told them or not.

Sometimes it is better to have retards practice before the big day.


They have proven the point.