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Posted: 12/30/2005 12:07:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 12:10:00 PM EDT by PCR-00]


Good luck in Drill Sgt School!
"This We'll Defend"










HARTMAN

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior
Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak

only when spoken to, and the first and last
words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!"
Do you maggots understand that?


RECRUITS
(in unison)

Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
Bullshit! I can't hear you. Sound off like you
got a pair.

RECRUITS
(louder)
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive
recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you
will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! You're the
lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even
human fucking beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But
the moreyou hate me, the more you will
learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no
racial bigotry here! I do not look down on
niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you
are all equally worthless! And my orders are
to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack
the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do
you maggots understand that?


RECRUITS
(in unison)
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
Bullshit! I can't hear you!

RECRUITS

(louder)
Sir, yes, sir!

Sergeant HARTMAN stops in front of a black recruit,
Private SNOWBALL.

HARTMAN
What's your name, scumbag?

SNOWBALL
(shouting)
Sir, Private Brown, sir!

HARTMAN
Bullshit! From now on you're Private
Snowball! Do you like that name?


SNOWBALL
(shouting)
Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN

Well, there's one thing that you won't like,
Private Snowball! They don't serve fried
chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in
my mess hall!

SNOWBALL
Sir, yes, sir!

JOKER

(whispering)
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?


HARTMAN

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's
the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed
cocksucker down here, who just signed his
own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy
fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-
standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking
die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are
sucking buttermilk.

Sergeant HARTMAN grabs cowboy by the shirt.


HARTMAN
Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!


COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking
worm! I'll bet it was you!


COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

JOKER
Sir, I said it, sir!

Sergeant HARTMAN steps up to JOKER.

HARTMAN
Well ...no shit. What have we got here, a
fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire
your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come
over to my house and fuck my sister.

Sergeant HARTMAN purnches JOKER in the
stomach. JOKER sags to his knees.

HARTMAN
You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've
got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not
cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will
teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You
had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew
your head and shit down your neck!

JOKER

Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Private Joker, why did you join my beloved
Corps?

JOKER
Sir, to kill, sir!


HARTMAN
So you're a killer!

JOKER
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
Let me see your war face!

JOKER
Sir?


HARTMAN
You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a
war face. Now let me see your war face!

JOKER
Aaaaaaaagh!


HARTMAN
Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see
your real war face!

JOKER
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!


HARTMAN
You didn't scare me! Work on it!

JOKER

Sir, yes, sir!

Sergeant HARTMAN speaks into cowboy's face.


HARTMAN
What's your excuse?

COWBOY
Sir, excuse for what, sir?

HARTMAN
I'm asking the fucking questions here,
Private. Do you understand?!

COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge
for a while?

COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
Are you shook up? Are you nervous?

COWBOY

Sir, I am, sir!

HARTMAN
Do I make you nervous?


COWBOY
Sir!

HARTMAN
Sir, what? Were you about to call me an
asshole?!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!


HARTMAN
How tall are you, Private?

COWBOY
Sir, five foot nine, sir!

HARTMAN
Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit
that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on
me somewhere, huh?

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir.


HARTMAN
Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of
you ran down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a brown stain on the
mattress! I think you've been cheated!

HARTMAN

Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?

COWBOY

Sir, Texas, sir!

HARTMAN
Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you
don't look much like a steer to me, so that
kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!


HARTMAN
Are you a peter-puffer?

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck
a person in the ass and not even have the
goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-
around! I'll be watching you!


Sergeant HARTMAN walks down the line to another
recruit, a tall, overtweight boy.

HARTMAN
Did your parents have any children that lived?

PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you
could be a modern art masterpiece! What's
your name, fatbody?


PYLE
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!

HARTMAN
Lawrence? Lawrence, what, of Arabia?

PYLE
Sir, no, sir!


HARTMAN
That name sounds like royalty! Are you
royalty?


PYLE
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
Do you suck dicks?


PYLE
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball
through a garden hose!

PYLE

Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
I don't like the name Lawrence! Only faggots
and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on
you're Gomer Pyle!

PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!

PYLE has the trace of a strange smile on his face.

HARTMAN
Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you
think I'm funny?


PYLE
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face!

PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!

PYLE

Sir, I'm trying, sir.

HARTMAN
Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three
seconds--excactly three fucking seconds--to
wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or
I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck
you! One! Two! Three!

PYLE purses his
lips but continues to smile involuntarily.

PYLE
Sir, I can't help it, sir!

HARTMAN
Bullshit! Get on your knees, scumbag!

PYLE gets down on his knees.

HARTMAN

Now choke yourself!

PYLE places his hands around his throat as if to choke himself.

HARTMAN
Goddamn it, with my hand, numbnuts!!

PYLE reaches for HARTMAN's hand. HARTMAN jerks
it away.


HARTMAN
Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said
choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke
yourself!

PYLE leans forward so that his neck rests in
HARTMAN's open hand.

HARTMAN chokes PYLE.


PYLE gags and starts to turn red in the face.

HARTMAN

Are you through grinning?

PYLE
(barely able to speak)
Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Bullshit! I can't hear you!

PYLE
(gasping)
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
Bullshit! I still can't hear you! Sound offlike
you got a pair!

PYLE
(gagging)
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
That's enough! Get on your feet!

HARTMAN releases PYLE's throat. PYLE gets to his feet,
breathing heavily.

HARTMAN

Private Pyle, you had best square your ass
away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links
... or I will definitely fuck you up!


PYLE
Sir, yes, sir!


Link Posted: 12/30/2005 2:25:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2005 2:36:29 PM EDT by Spyda]
Sic 'Em Tweeter!

HARTMAN
Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with
your
rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name!
Because
this is the only pussy you people are
going to get! Your days of
finger-banging old
Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty

pink panties are over! You're married to this
piece, this weapon of
iron and wood! And you
will be faithful! Port ... hut! Prepare to

mount! Mount!

On HARTMAN's command the platoon mount their
bunks
with their rifles and lie on their backs at
attention.


HARTMAN
Port . . . hut!

The recruits snap their rifles to the
port arms
position. over their chests.

HARTMAN
Pray!


RECRUITS
(in unison)
This is my rifle. There are many
like it, but
this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It

is my life. I must master it, as I must master
my life.


Without me my rifle is useless. Without my
rifle, I am useless. I
must fire my rifle true. I
must shoot straighter than my enemy who
is

trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he
shoots me. I
will.

Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and
myself are
defenders of my country. We are
the masters of our enemy. We are the
saviours
of my life. So be it .. . until there is no enemy
...
but peace. Amen.

HARTMAN
Order . . . hut!

The
recruits snap their rifles down to their sides.

HARTMAN

At ease!

HARTMAN turns off the barracks lights.

HARTMAN

Good night, ladies.

RECRUITS
(in unison)

Good night, sir!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 2:48:05 PM EDT
g'luck Sir, and give a few recruites a revenge smoking for me!
Link Posted: 12/30/2005 7:48:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
HARTMAN

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior
Drill Instructor . From now on, you will speak




Drill Sergeant is not the same thing


And a good luck from here too!
Link Posted: 12/31/2005 2:28:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cyclic240B:
g'luck Sir, and give a few recruites a revenge smoking for me!



Oops! You never address an Army Drill Sergeant as "sir," or the next few moments of your life are likely to be a bit miserable.
Marine Drill Instructors yes.
Don't have a clue about Air Force TI's. Probably the only place they aren't on a first name basis.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 2:59:09 PM EDT
He should be there by now....
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 4:01:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Unicorn:

Originally Posted By Cyclic240B:
g'luck Sir, and give a few recruites a revenge smoking for me!



Oops! You never address an Army Drill Sergeant as "sir," or the next few moments of your life are likely to be a bit miserable.
Marine Drill Instructors yes.
Don't have a clue about Air Force TI's. Probably the only place they aren't on a first name basis.



I never made the mistake when I was on an extended stay at the Sand Hill'ton. Besides, my Sr. Drill Srr'nnnt was from my hometown, and according to him, a serious mistake on my part. That alone made me get my ass smoked off under the "Starhip" every single morning. So I never had a chance to f'up on my wordage. That same "bond" also made me the House Mouse and the mandatory first person called upon for an answer, and or demonstration, during every single class for all of OSUT.

Yes, I maxed my pushups on the graduation APFT.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:08:45 PM EDT
PCR, if you put up one more picture of a Marine Drill

INSTRUCTOR

and attempt to associate me with it, i will nail your neck to the wall with a Hilte gun.

Cyclic, if you address me as SIR one more time i will drag you by the eyelids to the top of the highest object that i can find and throw you off of it. do you think i give a flying fucking flip about how you did a lot of pushups ONCE, a long long time ago. quit talking while you still can, i don't want to have to safety pin your ears to your nuts.

now, get back in step.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 6:53:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tweeter:
PCR, if you put up one more picture of a Marine Drill

INSTRUCTOR

and attempt to associate me with it, i will nail your neck to the wall with a Hilte gun.

Cyclic, if you address me as SIR one more time i will drag you by the eyelids to the top of the highest object that i can find and throw you off of it. do you think i give a flying fucking flip about how you did a lot of pushups ONCE, a long long time ago. quit talking while you still can, i don't want to have to safety pin your ears to your nuts.

now, get back in step.



bwahahahahahaaaa.... There is only one maniacal Sr. Drill Sergeant that will ever phase me. Look in your evil bastards "Hall of Fame" book there at school for a "W. Pemberton" or his evil wonder sidekick A.R. Ness.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 7:52:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 7:59:45 PM EDT by tweeter]
Alpha Company, 5th of the 21st.

trained under Sergeant First Class W. Pemberton and Staff Sergeant A.R. Ness.

curently residing near Fort Lewis, Washington.

i've spent the last year hunting and killing men with less information.

sleep tight.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 8:21:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 11:18:54 PM EDT by Cyclic240B]

Originally Posted By tweeter:
Alpha Company, 5th of the 21st.

trained under Sergeant First Class William Pemberton and Staff Sergeant Ness.

curently assigned to Fort Lewis, Washington.

i've spent the last year hunting and killing men with less information.

sleep tight.



*fyi - ugly reply followed below, found it was a joke, kissed and made up, will leave it though*

whoaaa lay off the Hoaah Bars hero! You are taking something a little umm... out of context to be replying that way man. I in no way was enciting you, or being anything but respectful to your, I now see, crazy ass. So do me a favor, back up, take a deep breath, and then save the tough guy routine for a future recruit. That said, I'll guess you are a little exciteable for whatever reason, and not so sharp, so I will conclude that you were taking my "Sirs" as a personal affront. A hint, here it comes....wait for it..... I call most people Sir or Ma'am out of respect! Not to fuck with the ego of some broken fucking mind, get over yourself. My god, scan my posts and you will see me using lots of Sirs, to most people.

Are you for real? Do you really mean to tell me that you took that shit personal? If so dude, check the fuck out of school because you lied on a psych eval, and TRADOC surely does not want your zaney ass teaching recruits. Shit, I'll go further and say DA does not want your crazy ass period.

Now, for your Billy Badass comment about looking me up. That is Woodrow Pemberton, Allen R. Ness, C1/38IN there, A/5-20IN (not 21st) here, so do the paper chase not that I'm in, and or PM for my number any time you feel like acting on your oh so scary ass implications. I mean does that work on people? lol... I try and respect you like any other person here, and come back to death threats... fuck off asshole.

*edit* for pissed off typos....
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 9:01:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 9:06:29 PM EDT by tweeter]
LOL, i was playing to the crowd.

that was kinda cool though, of course it's easy to keep a poker face on the internet. ask PCR, i'm pretty laid back actually... it takes a lot for me to flip a switch. you used to be in, you know how the game's played.

and you'll be very pleased to know that SGM Woodrow Pemberton is doing well at HQ, CAC these days.

i was looking your drill sergeants up, not you... there's really no way i could look you up. it seems you added your message at the same time i found sgm pemberton instead of some dependant named william. i have the small advantage of the army knowledge online white pages still.

sorry i ruffled your feathers, i should've been more tactful. i apologize.

i have to quit goofing off now and get back to my class counseling,

edit: wow, what a hijack. sorry.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:13:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tweeter:
LOL, i was playing to the crowd.

that was kinda cool though, of course it's easy to keep a poker face on the internet. ask PCR, i'm pretty laid back actually... it takes a lot for me to flip a switch. you used to be in, you know how the game's played.

and you'll be very pleased to know that SGM Woodrow Pemberton is doing well at HQ, CAC these days.

i was looking your drill sergeants up, not you... there's really no way i could look you up. it seems you added your message at the same time i found sgm pemberton instead of some dependant named william. i have the small advantage of the army knowledge online white pages still.

sorry i ruffled your feathers, i should've been more tactful. i apologize.

i have to quit goofing off now and get back to my class counseling,

edit: wow, what a hijack. sorry.



.... arghhh!!!!... you had me pissed for a minute! Dude, it was the hunt n' kill thing out of nowhere. I don't know too many folks that can/could take that any other way. That said, I'm glad this was "humor" because internet pissing contests are no joy. Apologies accepted, and sorry for the retort.

As for my good "pal" W. P., I know that guy still loves me.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:54:35 PM EDT
The only man that could destroy tweeter at this moment is Chuck Norris himself. And that would be by a roundhouse kick to the NUTZ!
Link Posted: 1/8/2006 1:06:38 AM EDT
Someone said Chuck Norris...

Link Posted: 1/8/2006 3:27:49 AM EDT
Sounds like someone mind need to be placed in the front leaning rest position.

<­BR>



Link Posted: 3/7/2006 6:42:28 PM EDT
Holy Thread Resurrection, Drill Sergeant!



So, uh, you should be graduating soon, right?
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 6:51:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/7/2006 7:10:52 PM EDT
get UP!

get DOWN!

get UP!

get Down!

Flutter kicks GO!

Link Posted: 3/7/2006 7:12:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1811GNR:

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
HARTMAN

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior
Drill Instructor . From now on, you will speak




Drill Sergeant is not the same thing


And a good luck from here too!



Ya beat me to it.

-BJohnson
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:00:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 7:21:13 AM EDT by tweeter]
"The Mule Kick!"

"Starting Position, Move!"

"In Cadence, Exercise!"



tomorrow is hat day.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:02:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:26:05 AM EDT


Me and my road dog, picture for posterity. I just know I'll regret putting this picture up.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:07:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tweeter:
i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/smartb0mb/ebc7651d.jpg

Me and my road dog, picture for posterity. I just know I'll regret putting this picture up.




Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:16:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:

Originally Posted By tweeter:
i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/smartb0mb/ebc7651d.jpg

Me and my road dog, picture for posterity. I just know I'll regret putting this picture up.




ar15.mcternen.com/i-want-to-believe.jpg



LMAO

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:27:29 AM EDT
that was fast.

We should practice combatives when I come back.

Trust me, it'll be fun.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 11:50:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 11:57:22 AM EDT by voilsb]

Originally Posted By tweeter:
tomorrow is hat day.

Does "Hat Day" mean you get your brown-round, and graduate, and all that?



ETA: I posted this because the pictures weren't loading (internet connection jacked up), so I didn't see the picture following that post. Man, that hat looks weird with ACUs.

So when do you get back to WA, and when do you take off for GA?
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 2:26:45 PM EDT
yep, hat day is when I graduate.

I return to work on Tuesday the 14th I will be getting settled back into normalcy with my wife until then.
I report to Fort Benning on April 28th, along with a lot of other students across the Army. I'm kinda lucky though, we have some candidates that have to report on Tuesday the 14th... to their unit where they are gonna train privates.

They get the whole weekend to move, ouch.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 2:38:34 PM EDT
Excellent, then you will be in WA for St. Patrick's Day day, which happens to be on a Friday, and we all know what Friday means.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 3:05:05 PM EDT
Someone join the Girl Scouts?

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 3:41:59 PM EDT
Are you the skinny drunk in the silly hat or the fat one?
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 4:50:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Matt45:
Are you the skinny drunk in the silly hat or the fat one?



I will always be skinny, I am not always drunk.

Yeah, it's an ugly hat... Just don't call him fat to his face, he's a Lethal/Non Lethal Force Instructor and is Level 3 Combatives qualified. It basically means that he can walk alone into a room full of guys with stun guns, batons, pepper spray, bats, sticks, whatever... and fight his way out of it.
He's a really mellow dude though, he'd probably just laugh it off instead.

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 5:00:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tweeter:
yep, hat day is when I graduate.

I return to work on Tuesday the 14th I will be getting settled back into normalcy with my wife until then.
I report to Fort Benning on April 28th, along with a lot of other students across the Army. I'm kinda lucky though, we have some candidates that have to report on Tuesday the 14th... to their unit where they are gonna train privates.

They get the whole weekend to move, ouch.

Ahhh. Well, I have duty on Friday the 10th, if you're in town and want to cause trouble, feel free to stop by.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:25:31 PM EDT
Just watch your stress level once you get there tweet- I've known a few of my buds to crash and burn halfway down the trail.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:59:05 PM EDT
Already done three years as a recruiter, different kind of stress... but at least I can channel it around something that I'm familiar with.
That, and I can actually express anger at the dummies when they start screwing up. I hated not being able to that when I was a recruiter, I just wanted to tell them what to do and then basically have them realize on their own time why I had them do it. Especially if I knew it would make them stronger or better or was just plain the better decision for them. And I really don't have time to explain everything, especially in a fluid environment, like OSUT.
For the most part I just want to make quality soldiers from the beginning, the right way.


Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:10:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tweeter:

For the most part I just want to make quality soldiers from the beginning, the right way.




Amen!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 12:28:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tweeter:

I just want to make quality soldiers from the beginning, the right way.




You are going to do just fine!.

Please don't forget my "Most Special Times". when you are at morning P.T. for the young Privates...

FRONT!

BACK!

GO!



Gawd, I hated Drill Sgt Mahoney for those things.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 10:01:14 AM EDT
Lets not forget the 8 count pushup....... And the fact that one jumping jack Side straddle hop is actually 2.....Ahhhh Army math!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 10:36:27 AM EDT
I just nit-pick every movement and make sure it's done to standard... to the letter.

This is often me at an APFT:

"One.... one.... one.... one...."

"go to one of the alternate rest positions, your arms are not parallel to the ground in the down position"

"go to the end of the line and wait for an alibi retest"
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 10:45:50 AM EDT
I'm always fascinated with what the enlisted personnel do to amuse themselves.

CW3 Donovan (ret)
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 10:56:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
I'm always fascinated with what the enlisted personnel do to amuse themselves.

CW3 Donovan (ret)



The most dangerous thing ever said in the US Army:

Warrant Officer: "Watch this shit"
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 11:11:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
I'm always fascinated with what the enlisted personnel do to amuse themselves.

CW3 Donovan (ret)



It's my experience that officers are just as susceptible to grab-ass as anybody else.

I was instructing a CQB range before the 'Raq for a bunch of officers that needed some idea of how to fight their way into a building. It was mostly Captains and Majors with a few lieutenants thrown in.

During lulls in training they amused themselves by sitting on the ground and throwing gravel into each others' helmets.

If we're talking about warrant officers they will just play grab-ass with their hands in their pockets while they address peers, subordinates and superiors using only first names.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 11:12:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
I'm always fascinated with what the enlisted personnel do to amuse themselves.

CW3 Donovan (ret)



The most dangerous thing ever said in the US Army:

Warrant Officer: "Watch this shit"





Link Posted: 3/9/2006 11:35:53 AM EDT






What's a Drill Sergeant / Drill Instructor?
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:27:36 PM EDT
JS98010........ disgusting, absolutly disgusting
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:31:27 PM EDT
Lokk at the pretty uniforms!!
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:40:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/9/2006 1:41:23 PM EDT by PCR-00]

Originally Posted By JS98010:





Isn't the guy on the left normally dressed up like an indian? Or was it a construction worker?
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 1:51:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/9/2006 1:53:05 PM EDT by gtcrispy]

Originally Posted By tweeter:





That is a cute hat SGT.
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 4:15:55 PM EDT
Sort of looks like this:

Link Posted: 3/9/2006 4:35:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tweeter:
I just nit-pick every movement and make sure it's done to standard... to the letter.

This is often me at an APFT:

"One.... one.... one.... one...."

"go to one of the alternate rest positions, your arms are not parallel to the ground in the down position"

"go to the end of the line and wait for an alibi retest"

Oooh, you grade PT tests like I do ...
Link Posted: 3/9/2006 5:22:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/9/2006 5:38:45 PM EDT by tweeter]

Originally Posted By gtcrispy:

Originally Posted By tweeter:
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That is a cute hat SGT.



That is a cute hat SSG, not SGT.


and I put up with the stupid shit from my friends over here that I actually know. how does that have anything to do with someone that is in north carolina and has had absolutely no tie to me in any way that I can recognize?

go, before you're nuked from orbit for calling me cute
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