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Posted: 5/23/2003 8:02:29 AM EDT
A sales rep just brought it 8 dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts! Holy crap! That is almost a doz for each one of us working here today.

I must make more coffee....
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:30:49 AM EDT
MAN do I ever love KK Jelly Doughnuts.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 8:42:37 AM EDT
hmmmmmmmmmm dougnuts.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:28:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By W-W:
MAN do I ever love KK Jelly Doughnuts.



That's the worst part of it. They are ALL just the plain glazed kind. Not even very good IMO!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:52:51 AM EDT
shouldn't this be in the

BROTHERS of the SHIELD forum ?????
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:27:39 PM EDT
I bet there aren't as many leftovers as when you had the breakfast ;)
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:33:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 3:33:45 PM EDT
Apparantly the new KK up on Aurora has finally opened.

Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:03:32 PM EDT
Come on!....are you all MEN or ?( fill in the blank here)

To this day...

I have NEVER

1. watched the movie Titanic

2. watched the movie Pearl Harbor

3. Drank a Mocha, or a Latte

4. eaten a Krispy cream...

all of these things just seem to yuppie (my word for girly)

Link Posted: 5/23/2003 7:09:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:03:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
A sales rep just brought it 8 dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts! Holy crap! That is almost a doz for each one of us working here today.

I must make more coffee....

How do you manage to eat Krispy Kreme doughnuts, masturbate to online porn and not get your keyboard all sticky and gooey (from the doughnuts) all the while selling engines?
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:04:04 PM EDT
There are a bunch of guys at my office that are counting the days until the one in Tacoma opens...
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 12:38:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:50:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:

That's the worst part of it. They are ALL just the plain glazed kind. Not even very good IMO!



2wp, quite complaining. Those are the only kind I have ever had. Since there isn't a KK here in the Vancouver area they get trucked down for special events. They are excellent even a day old!!

Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:57:03 AM EDT
Like it says on the box...8 seconds in the microwave.
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:19:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/24/2003 8:20:57 AM EDT by 2whiskeyP]
8 seconds? Wow, just enough time for a good bull ride or a round of
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 4:51:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Iblis:
R-32,
WTF dude, have you ever ended up at a donut shop early one morning, truck load of guns, after calling in sick? Somtimes I have to stop just for the pisser. (or is it a vomitter?)



Now that is something I have done!...but it was real donuts, and black coffee!.

This is how real men do it!...
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 4:58:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:
<snip>
Now that is something I have done!...but it was real donuts, and black coffee!.

This is how real men do it!...



Real men? The ones who wear orange hats with their camo? ;)
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 5:07:27 PM EDT
A VERY BAD THING JUST HAPPENED!

After reading this thread I started Jonesing for a KK Jellydoughnut- I went to the local Giant Supermarket and I couldn't find any UNTIL I went to the Bakery Dept.

There to my amazement-Dozens and Dozens of DIFFERENT KK's-In shapes,sizes,colors and flavors JUST SCREAMING TAKe ME HOME- so I did!
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 5:39:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By W-W:
A VERY BAD THING JUST HAPPENED!

After reading this thread I started Jonesing for a KK Jellydoughnut- I went to the local Giant Supermarket and I couldn't find any UNTIL I went to the Bakery Dept.

There to my amazement-Dozens and Dozens of DIFFERENT KK's-In shapes,sizes,colors and flavors JUST SCREAMING TAKe ME HOME- so I did!



LMFAO- In rural West Virginia, they selll them in the Texaco gas station, daily fresh. If you make it there before 7, they are still warm...
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 7:36:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/24/2003 8:47:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
8 seconds? Wow, just enough time for a good bull ride or a round of



1GR knows funny.... and that's FUNNY!




The only problem is 2WP is not joking.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 4:30:41 PM EDT
Real men do eat KKs. If you've never had one, you must follow the Ancient Traditional Initiation to the Krispy Kreme Brotherhood.

The proper procedure for the ATIKKB is as follows:

1. Yea, and The Light MUST be on, for only the Fresh Hot Donut shall be consumed by the Initiate.
2. And the Fresh Hot Donut SHALL be free, and a given sample from the Provider of the Fresh Hot Donuts himself.
3. And the Fresh Hot Donut WILL be eaten at once, and its entirety MUST be pushed fully into the mouth of the Initiate. It must not receive two bites, nor three, nor any number of bites.

This is best done at some time when the sun has not yet rose. However, having several Initiate perform the Rite at once during a crowded Saturday morning is quite the event as well. Having 6 guys at one time cramming an entire donut into their mouths tends to unnerve the locals. :)

The trick to KKs is that they have to be eaten hot. Let 'em sit for a while, and they'll just go to lead in your stomach.
Link Posted: 5/29/2003 5:49:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
8 seconds? Wow, just enough time for a good bull ride or a round of



Did you mean to put that "or" in there or was the word you were looking for "and"?
Link Posted: 5/31/2003 8:04:14 AM EDT
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