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Posted: 3/22/2006 10:17:08 AM EDT
I have to get the fuck out of here. Camy and I split the sheets, and it ain't pretty. I need time for a friend, a beer, and the outdoors.

Yes, I only have one leg, so I need a tandem jump from a qualified member. I'll pay you whatever you need. I love jumping. Or, what about paragliding? Hang gliding? Something... Anything. Up high, with just God and the wind. I cannot land on my right leg, so I need you to keep that in mind.

How about a weekend horeback riding, camping, fishing? Let's go fucking do something. Hook me up with a cute little female, a block of beer, a horse, and let me go to town (OK<, so it sounds like a porno). Anyone got some shooting land, with a fishing spot, I can bring a friend to go riding borrowing your horses?

I don't give a fuck what it costs. I just need OUT for a while. Help me out, someone, please? I already miss "my" kids, and it's only going to get worse until I get some time to let the adrenaline flow that promotes peace.

And no fucking snide remarks about what I'm going through unless you really want a bad problem on your hands. I'm hurting, and I'll have no problem returning life's favor to another with a fucking smart ass mouth and air of superiority. Please, no snide comments - it's hard enough.

Who's got a weekend free?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 2:47:40 PM EDT
IM sent
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:52:56 PM EDT
C'mon, you bastards! Let's get some beers under our belt and make a fucking jump! You can only die once, so it's not like you have to be worried about living through it. All the people here that were once military, and not a one of you is qualed for a tandem?

I ain't the Red Goat, so I can be strapped to you without erecting a tent in the ol back yard, ya know.

Tell you what... You make the weekend, and i'll pay for your jump. How's that sound?

NOW does anyone want to go?

Guys, I had 3 reasons for not putting a bullet in my head, and they walked out the door with their mom tonight (nnot literally, but gone anyway). I'm a one-legged man with no purpose. I am the one thing no man ever wants to become, the man I hate so much I want him dead. Let's lighten the mood and take a big fucking leap at 7,000 feet!

Mark M? WW? C'mon, you guys are ALWAYS up for a challenge! I'm paying for one person, so you jump for free! Jump on this (LOL, there's a proper pun if I ever saw one).


Link Posted: 3/22/2006 8:59:16 PM EDT
I thought you two were "JUST FREINDS"...

Sorry to hear about it bro!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:02:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjrowley:
I thought you two were "JUST FREINDS"...

Sorry to hear about it bro!



Camy and I were. She took her (my) kids. That's a little fucking different. Losing Camy is like the lottery... I never invested with an expectation of return. But I never thought she'd do this.

Now, want to do a tandem jump? You know you want to! It's my dime.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:20:26 PM EDT
Hey bro sorry to hear about you and camy hope everthing will work it self out for you good luck and things will alwas get better
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 11:26:57 PM EDT
You have my number bro..I'm a good listener


And NO, I don't want to jump out of a perfectly good plane!
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 5:08:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By richardh247:

Originally Posted By mjrowley:
I thought you two were "JUST FREINDS"...

Sorry to hear about it bro!



Camy and I were. She took her (my) kids. That's a little fucking different. Losing Camy is like the lottery... I never invested with an expectation of return. But I never thought she'd do this.

Now, want to do a tandem jump? You know you want to! It's my dime.



im to skerred(sp?)!
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 6:35:15 AM EDT
Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow,
for tomorrow will be anxious for itself.
Let the day's own trouble
be sufficient for the day. Matthew 6:34

You might want to avoid consuming alcohol for a while. It really won’t help you.



Link Posted: 3/23/2006 7:44:10 AM EDT
Richard,

Check your IM's, I'll jump but I don't have my cert. Where's a field in Phoenix? Anyone know?

Jason
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 11:14:00 AM EDT
btt
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 7:08:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By richardh247:

Yes, I only have one leg, so I need a tandem jump from a qualified member. I'll pay you whatever you need. I love jumping. Or, what about paragliding? Hang gliding? Something... Anything. Up high, with just God and the wind. I cannot land on my right leg, so I need you to keep that in mind.

How about a weekend horeback riding, camping, fishing? Let's go fucking do something. Hook me up with a cute little female, a block of beer, a horse, and let me go to town (OK<, so it sounds like a porno). Anyone got some shooting land, with a fishing spot, I can bring a friend to go riding borrowing your horses?

Who's got a weekend free?



Richard,
While I don't jump nor ride horses, I know a guy who knows this guy with a C-130 that will let you jump with a horse up in the mountains (everything that you could want). It's an old plane so I think you'll have to static, because, he can't get it up very high.
BTW, relax, there's a lot more fish in the sea and I'm sure you'll see you kids soon (look at this as a mini vacation)
Peace.
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