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Posted: 1/7/2006 10:36:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 10:36:37 AM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM. SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".

SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 11:32:59 AM EDT
As if that's happened to me!?!?

Well, ok, but in my version it turns out she really is the stripper.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:33:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:42:09 PM EDT
LMAO
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:42:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:48:39 PM EDT
yes, but it was his english teacher. man, was I embarrased.

Oh and it was a cucumber not a carrot. I hate it when that happens.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 12:58:49 PM EDT
I thought it was an eggplant
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 1:14:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 2:19:08 PM EDT
Nope.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 3:03:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By glimmerman68:
Nope.


Now see, I would have expected a different answer from you.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 3:10:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:

Originally Posted By glimmerman68:
Nope.


Now see, I would have expected a different answer from you.



Such as?

Link Posted: 1/7/2006 3:12:59 PM EDT
ShakyJake said:
I thought it was an eggplant


I just want to point out the fact that anyplace you can fit an eggplant will comfortably hold three spare USGI magazines.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 3:56:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/7/2006 3:57:46 PM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]

Originally Posted By home_with_kids:
I just want to point out the fact that anyplace you can fit an eggplant will comfortably hold three spare USGI magazines.



That's just disturbing. And that's all I got to say about that.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 4:22:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By home_with_kids:
ShakyJake said:
I thought it was an eggplant


I just want to point out the fact that anyplace you can fit an eggplant will comfortably hold three spare USGI magazines.





Link Posted: 1/7/2006 8:10:35 PM EDT
Hey, did I bring up the eggplant? Nooooooo.

A carrot was bad enough. A cucumber was, well, admittedly, a step in the wrong direction. But I did NOT bring up the eggplant.

I merely pointed out, for those eggplant afficiandos out there (a group I am not a member of), that, in the context of eggplant placement, any location of sufficient space to hold aforementioned vegatable will, well, you know the rest.

How do you think they smuggle things into prison, anyway. In eggplants of course.

And I must say, after this, and the dog's ass thread, I am done with rectum related posts. And I think we can all be happy about that.

Back to your regularly scheduled shooting stuff programming.
Link Posted: 1/7/2006 8:45:24 PM EDT
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