So Dan (punani) and I just met for lunch here in Venice at the
Chinese Buffet (damn I love Chinese All-You-Can-Eat; hold the jokes Jeffrey) and upon being seated the waiter comes up to me and says,
"Long time no see!" I glanced at the little wirey guy and was like, "Uh..."
He again reiterated,
"Long time no see. You been working hard?" He then puts his hand on my shoulder and pats it saying, "What you want to drink?" I just kept looking at him queerly and thinking, "WTF?" Dan was just standing there with this smirk on his face as he apparently saw that I had no clue who this little guy was. We walk up to the buffet and I mocked the guy under my breath to Dan...
"Long time no see!"
"Uh yea... like how about... um... NEVER!!!"What the hell? LOL Very good lunch and thank you Dan.
Click
here to see a video of the guy who served our table and was accosting me!