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Posted: 10/21/2003 7:53:48 AM EDT
TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
10. You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed
and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3 . A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

This was posted in fun and is not to be taken seriously... I would NOT trade my wife for any* handgun!

Link Posted: 10/21/2003 10:13:27 AM EDT
lmao, that is the funniest thing i have ever seen.
Link Posted: 10/21/2003 10:18:26 AM EDT
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2003 12:39:07 PM EDT
Good stuff, all in good fun.
Link Posted: 11/4/2003 4:55:42 PM EDT
Your .38 won't leave you if you spend the weekend with a 22.
Link Posted: 11/4/2003 4:58:43 PM EDT
Very good.........
Link Posted: 11/6/2003 8:27:28 PM EDT
A handgun will never complain that your cleaning rod is too large or too small.

A handgun will not complain when you wipe the crud off your cleaning rod onto the bedroom curtains.

Link Posted: 11/7/2003 5:39:47 AM EDT
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