Great story countiemountie. Reminds me of that scene in Grumpier Old Men where Burgess Meridith tells Jack Lemon off about bringing Lite Beer to the fishing hole. LOL.
Heck, I work with a 'Nam vet every day. He skipped out of school a year early and joined the Army in '67. In all he did 5 tours with the 101st. Nine Purple Hearts and some others but I don't remember which ones. He's all full of stories.
Bad thing is I've caught him in several lies, but I haven't let on though. None of the lies are associated with his time in service. Just stories and conversation about work and other things. Things that you don't need to lie about. One story from his time in service was when he came home from his first tour he bought a brand new '68 Camaro for $1500. That sounds about right, but he vigorously claims it had a sticker price of $11,000. He got the good price because the salesman dropped a zero on the paper work and didn't catch it. Now I damn well know 'vettes didn't go for over $10K in '68 let alone a Camaro. And that is the shakiest of the 4 or 5 lies I've caught him on.
I'm just forced not to believe a word he says. Including his service time and Purple Hearts. We generally wear shorts during the summer and his legs are scarred up, so he does likely have 1 PH, but maybe not 9. Or maybe he does? [:\]