Message over there saying Bowhunt has stepped down?
bwahahahahahahaha!!! yeah! fucking rrrriiiiiighto!!!!!
bwahahahahahahahaha!
lessee...that only leaves petey, chrissy, rusty, gary, ho dung rant and all the other morons that kept him in power to go! woohooo!!!
oh wait! davey ain't going anywhere! the liars are just having him go 'hide' for a few months like he did the last time he fucked himself over royally.
hey jeep, i'll see yer odds and raise you...
cyber-fallout from the attempted blackmail of the falfiles has driven him into a lead-lined bunker! 12:5
jen kicked him in the nutz...but lacking them, lost her boot in his crotch, which must now be surgically removed. 7:3
davey suffered one of ho dung's rectal-cranial inversions. 8:3
davey's busy selling off that matched pair of mp5's the seals presented him with. the barrett goes next. 3:2
advertisers are laughing to hard to pay their tabs. 6:5
buddy from tapco woke up, still in a nightmare, and killed all of davey's hogs! 4:1
davey shot downrange while folks were changing their targets again. this time, the crowd shot back! 2:1
davey tried reading his own post and now can't get his eyes uncrossed. 7:3
fredsandford's popularity ratio exceeded davey's by a 4:1 margin. the shame was so great that davey committed sepuku. 189,674:1
even chris, rusty and mick finally realized how bad that ass smelled. 6:1
petey lost his password: 8:3
spellcheck finally started working and auto-killed all of davey's posts. 12:7
grammercheck was added and the word 'tilt' flashed at the top of every page davey had typed on. 3:1
the 'truce' was broken when davey rejoined the seals and violated the nuetrality act. 9:1
stowell, in his short career, attained a higher rank than thornton had and was REALLY invited to the seal tryouts. 5:3
the circular piece of furniture (round table) collapsed under davey's weight, killing all members in attendance. 4:3
the hyenas smelled their own coffee and noses. 135,432:1
lisl tried to save duh-thorn by throwing himself on davey's landmine. sadly, lisl landed on an otherwise harmless cow pie and beauxhuntress slipped on lisl's skid mark and shattered his typing pinky. 3:2
while watching late night reruns of the doll posts, davey suffered a massive choking spell when a piece of deep fried pork got stuck in his airway. the extraction set medical science back 50 years and the lack of calories set davey into insulin shock. 2:1
davey grabbed a machinegun from the owner without asking permission, again. after dumping a c-mag, without permission, again...the owner wrapped the gun around thornton's forehead and shoved the c-mag up his ass. again, the extraction set a team of san antonio's finest doctors back to med school after performing that procedure. 6:1
kowhunter, bored with reaming stowell's ex, decided to raid the gunsnutzdotnutz liquor cabinet and made off with all the booze. sober for the first time in a decade, thorton suddenly realizes he never wuz a seal, never had a power over people and had a life so meaningless he became a taoist monk in a flophouse monastary on the southern slope of k2. 4:7
bought out rusty wallace's drive and is planning on running the remainder of the nastycar schedule in a car sponsers by tapco, an overpriced cigar and humidor reseller, a discount fishing gear supply house, a middle reliever and 3 psychiatrists to be named at a later date. 2:1
he's shining shoes in san antonio after his daddy caught wind of his moronic 'career' on the web and pulled the plug on davey's trust fund. 2:1
and...
the number one bet explaining the 'alleged' demise of beauxhuntress....
rotdorn's name-change to jeepcreep freaked thornton out so bad he leased the duck blind next to jeepcreep just to see if this all-powerfull troll was a bad-assed as everyone said he was!!!! 1:1