as i read the topic title, i thought to myself...great! this is where i finally get the respect i am owed and ken and ron are buying me that custom black humvee with the dillon minigun on a ring mount! you know, i was even hoping you would pay miss rsa to drive me around to all my very important meetings with the various heads of state that the president asks me to negotiate trade agreements and the like with.
but nooooooooo!
all i get is the "peacekeeper" you guys bought at the local police auction!! hmmmm? maybe some 20" chromies...lose the gay assed turret...6000 watt phase linear system...custom flame job and 12-way hydraulics...yeah! miss rsa and i would look badazz in that thing! a pair of 1919's on the roof for some serious "peace in da 'hood" bling and we could be styling!
hey! i'll have you know that as of last saturday, the s-10 has now been washed TWICE this year! a new record!
not only that...but after sitting since 1999, i got the 1985 jetta running and ready for summer cruizin'...if it ever stops raining. to top things off, i got the 1985 citation ready for use as a double-backup winter-beater!
yeah! that's right! you WISH you had as many fugly vehicles as me!
hell, i might even get real ambitious and get the 1991 cherokee out of the garage this fall! and don't get me started on how bad my fiero is!