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Posted: 10/25/2002 11:10:15 PM EDT
As a result of the recent shootings, I recommend we ban the following:

BAN Guns
BAN Caprice Classics
BAN Black Guys
BAN Military Training
BAN Immigrants
BAN U.S. ARMY
BAN National Guard
BAN Tree Stumps
BAN Guys name MOHAMMED
BAN Gas Stations
and just in case...
BAN White Vans (for good measure)

Feel free to add to the list, so we will all live safer!


Link Posted: 10/25/2002 11:32:20 PM EDT
I think the first item on your list will do for the Democrats ... of course their new strategy is not to mention that until after the election ...
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 11:50:23 PM EDT
do it for the Children [>(]
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 10:09:12 AM EDT
Ban Islam The Religion of Peace (TM)
and all those who practice it.

That about does it, and most other problems will clear up rather quickly.
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 3:13:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2002 3:14:55 PM EDT by gcmj45acp]

Originally Posted By 762mmMAN:
As a result of the recent shootings, I recommend we ban the following:

BAN Guns
BAN Caprice Classics
BAN Black Guys
BAN Military Training
BAN Immigrants
BAN U.S. ARMY
BAN National Guard
BAN Tree Stumps
BAN Guys name MOHAMMED
BAN Gas Stations
and just in case...
BAN White Vans (for good measure)

Feel free to add to the list, so we will all live safer!




Because I have a slight bias...

Could we not

BAN Guns [I've got my rights an $20,000 invested, I don't think so!]
BAN Caprice Classics [Well, they were butt ugly]
BAN Black Guys [Wait a minute...I resemble that remark!!!]
BAN Military Training [What's wrong with well trained citizens?]
BAN Immigrants [My wife is Black too and she's Canadian]
BAN U.S. ARMY [Aw man, that's half my family]
BAN National Guard [Wait a minute!]
BAN Tree Stumps [Where will I put my beer?]
BAN Guys name MOHAMMED [I'm still working on a defense for this one but I'm sure this would be wrong too]
BAN Gas Stations [As long as you will pump my gas!]


All in fun... :D
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 7:15:48 PM EDT
I'm sorry, gcmj45acp, but I think we should keep our options open when it comes to Canadians...
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 7:31:44 PM EDT
BAN rabbits, kitty kats, and doggies.....the president might want to shoot at them
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 8:07:35 PM EDT
Ban PORN....my wrist hurts.
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 8:15:44 PM EDT
All your bans are belong to us.
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 12:46:23 PM EDT
Don't forget Chief Moose
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 2:15:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cnatra:
do it for the Children [>(]


For God's sake cinatra, please change your ID pic! Whenever you post, I can't concentrate on the topic!
Link Posted: 10/27/2002 7:18:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 100YARDS:
Ban PORN....my wrist hurts.



is that why only one of your arms is buff and the rest isnt? LOL
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