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Posted: 7/17/2003 1:30:49 AM EDT
This is a spin off of another post titled something like "beat AW ban w/ semantics" Basically these are a few PC names a guy could name his evil black rifle and its parts. Most of these have been said already. Here goes:

Evil black assult rifle: misunderstood weapon of color
black rifle: implicitly rasistly associated rifle
assult rifle: anti assult rifle, homeland defense rifle
semi-automatic rifle: non-fully automatic rifle
flash suppressor: osha approved vison protector
silencer: osha approved hearing protector
pistol grip: osha approved anti carple tunnel erganomic operation handle
retractable stock: non-discriminatory stock
Preban mags: liberal mags
postban mags: conservative mags
bayonet lug: modular accessory platform
tacticle sling: osha approved erganomic sling
detachable magazine: ?
preban rifle: liberal rifle (as in free)
postban rifle: frigid imposing moralist rifle
Link Posted: 7/17/2003 4:44:18 AM EDT
you know a guy named Strong Bad? he has a red face and is very funny? I saw him on Home Star Runner. Just wondering.
Link Posted: 7/17/2003 4:54:23 AM EDT
You forgot "Homeland Defense Rifle" if your against, the rifle, youre against America...
Link Posted: 7/18/2003 1:50:38 PM EDT
Oh yeah man, I know strong bad, and the cheat and homestarr and bubs. Good stuff eye. Spread the word. www.homestarrunner.com
Link Posted: 7/18/2003 5:53:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By strongmad: detachable magazine: ?
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Unencumbered magazine? Freed from slavery magazine? Free magazine? Unshackled magazine?
Link Posted: 7/18/2003 6:04:01 PM EDT
good one man!
Link Posted: 7/18/2003 8:07:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dcoke76: You forgot "Homeland Defense Rifle" if your against, the rifle, youre against America...
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It's...You can't be against Homeland Defense Rifles without being against Homeland Defense.
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