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Well if your SGT. .........worst gig you ever got was a inside-out pillow case violation during a CSM inspection.
Glockdog
Airborne!!
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Speaking of gigs, here's a true war story & to make it official: This is no sh*t!.......
My Sgt was doing a pre-inspection before a GI inspection & he gigged me for not shining the soles of my boots that were under my bunk bed. After the inspection, I started polishing the sole of a boot. I was a Cherry & figured the Sgt was messing with me and I only polished one boot (I had 4 pair). The day of the inspection, the GI inspecting officer walks up to my bunk reaches down & picks up the only boot out of 8 that I polished & looks at the sole. The officer looks at me & says ‘good job trooper!’ I almost busted out laughing.
I also was doing push-ups for a gig one time & asked for permission to recover. The Sgt asked if I learned my lesson. I said, ‘Yes, I’ll never join the Army again.’ I guess that it was the incorrect answer because I had to do more push-ups. Go figure!
[b]DOW[/b],
The 82nd has had a Ka-bar Rescue Program for years. We give them to Troopers who promised only to use the knives for their intended purpose: killing commie fascist pinko pigs and playing mumly-peg.