You can tell an airborne ranger when he's cherry
 "When he's cherry!"
You can tell an airborne ranger when he's cherry
 "When he's cherry!"
Cause he doesn't know the song and he's always fuckin' wrong
You can tell an airborne ranger when he's cherry

You can tell an airborne ranger by his wife
  "By his wife!"
You can tell an airborne ranger by his wife
  "By his wife!"
Cause she walks like a baboon and she's fucked the whole platoon
You can tell and airborne ranger by his wife

You can tell an airborne ranger by his boots
  "By his boots!"
You can tell an airborne ranger by his boots
  "By his boots!"
Cause they're shinier than glass and they're always kickin' ass
You can tell an airborne ranger by his boots

You can tell and airborne ranger by his fist
  "By his fist!"
You can tell and airborne ranger by his fist
  "By his fist!"
Because it's wrapped around a beer or the neck of a queer
You can tell and airborne ranger by his fist

You can tell and airborne ranger by his balls
  "By his balls!"
You can tell and airborne ranger by his balls
  "By his balls!"
Because they're solid as brass and they're always slappin' ass
You can tell and airborne ranger by his balls

You can tell an airbore ranger by his room
  "By his room!"
You can tell an airbore ranger by his room
  "By his room!"
Cause it smells like a shitter and you'll always find a spitter
You can tell an airbore ranger by his room

You can tell an airborne ranger by his dick
  "By his dick!"
You can tell an airborne ranger by his dick
  "By his dick!"
Because its seven inches thick and it's always in a chick
You can tell an airborne ranger by his dick