I got this drunk at 1700 this afternoon. Said he had three beers while watching football and then drove to the store to get some some food. Couldn't even stand up. Then he says he didn't have anything to drink and he didn't drive. (Duh, I saw you driving!!) Then he says he had two beers while watching the olympics. Ask him for his DL, he produces a suspension notice from 2/3/06 from being arrested for DWI. I start to do HGN and put the pen in position, give instructions and ask if he understands, and he just stares at me, repeat instructions , just stares. Repeat instructions again, slowly and loudly, DA just stares at me. I hook him up and have to drag him to the jeep by a wrist lock. Says he has cancer in his bone marrow and can't walk. He repeatedly asks what he did wrong. "You are drunk, and you are going to jail!!" Sit him down in back seat and he plays the "I can't get my feet in" game. I go in the other side and tell him that things are going to get real uncomfortable for him if he doesn't get in NOW!! So, I drag him the rest of the way in and strap him down. He tells he didn't do anything and asks me what he did wrong. We covered this, you are drunk and you drove a car. You are going to jail. By now I've got a headache from the "smell of intoxicants." Thank goodness another officer transported him for me, I had gotten real sick of his games already. When at the jail, he walks from the car to the jail just fine (other than the being drunk part.) I guess being arrested cures cancer!! He piddles around half blowing on the BAC, so he gets a refusal charge too. Turns out he has another DWI pending out of Missouri and another conviction from 11/05. This will be #4 in as many months... 4th here is FELONY. What a waste of air.
Thanks for listening, Stay Safe!!