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Posted: 6/9/2003 11:12:18 AM EDT
Cops Laws Bullet Proof vests aren't. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick and choke harder too. The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop. Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face. High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic. If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs. Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp. Flash suppressors don't really. If you have `cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house. If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at. Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen). If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you, you are about to become a star on `Eyewitness News'. Bullets work on veteran cops too. They also work on weight lifters, martial arts experts, department marksmen, Narco Investigators, S.W.A.T. jocks, and others who consider themselves immortal.
Link Posted: 6/9/2003 12:44:46 PM EDT
Thanks Cyanide, That is going up on the board at work. A friendly reminder to the spit hot rookies.
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