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Posted: 3/21/2006 1:26:33 PM EDT
Too funny not to post..........


Subject: The perfect husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen...

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked"

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.

If it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape...

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?..."
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 1:41:58 PM EDT
Ooops!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 1:49:36 PM EDT


Someone is going to be pissed when they get home!
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 3:49:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/21/2006 10:54:10 PM EDT
I did not expect that.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 2:40:54 AM EDT
very misleading, he isn't the perfect husband as there is no such thing and it wasn't his phone!
Very funny though
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:02:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:
very misleading, he isn't the perfect husband as there is no such thing



I disagree! I fall into the category of "perfect husband." If you don't believe me, just ask me!
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 8:52:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:
very misleading, he isn't the perfect husband as there is no such thing and it wasn't his phone!
Very funny though



You wouldn't want us men to list all the traits needed to create the perfect wife, would you?
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 10:30:08 AM EDT
Mine's pretty durn close:
We taped "The Unit" and instead of taking a blank tape, the hubby taped over my favorite movie.

The tape WAS marked.
I said it was ok...but I was disappointed.
Yesterday, hubby came home from work with the movie on disc.


I think I'll keep him.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 11:55:59 AM EDT



so tagged!



H1
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:45:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Shane333:

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:
very misleading, he isn't the perfect husband as there is no such thing and it wasn't his phone!
Very funny though



You wouldn't want us men to list all the traits needed to create the perfect wife, would you?



Don't think I ever claimed there was a perfect wife either. I know I'm sure the hell not.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 2:47:25 PM EDT
Just giving you a hard time.
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 3:26:53 PM EDT
hahaha
Link Posted: 3/23/2006 9:11:39 PM EDT
Didn't see that one coming!
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