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Posted: 3/4/2006 7:54:14 PM EDT
is this a dupe?

1. Free drinks.

2. Free dinners.

3. Free movies (you get the point).

4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.

5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.

6. You know The Truth about whether size matters.

7. Speeding ticket? What's that?

8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically
positioned in high school.

10. If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're
not the devil.

11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.

12. If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out
loud.

13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.

14. You can sleep your way to the top.

15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.

16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group
shower.

18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.

19. Brad Pitt.

20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.

21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being
emotionally neglected.

22. YOU never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.

23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.

24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

25. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have
to break up with them.

26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.

27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.

28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her butt.

29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.

30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates
are still there.

31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

33. You have the ability to dress yourself.

34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.

35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture
them naked.

36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like
an idiot.

37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's aftershave.

38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.

39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.

40. You can quickly end any fight by crying.

41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's
spinach in your teeth.

42. There are times when chocolate really *can* solve all your problems.

43. You've never had a goatee.

44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.

45. You'll never regret piercing your ears.

46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.

48. You don't have hair on your back.

49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.

50. You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.



Link Posted: 3/4/2006 8:30:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 2:51:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/5/2006 8:05:20 PM EDT
I assume this is a joke because most of it is BS.


Originally Posted By jmzd4:
is this a dupe?

1. Free drinks. Buy my own

2. Free dinners .Buy my own
3. Free movies (you get the point). No, you get the point. I pay my own way.

4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.

5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.

6. You know The Truth about whether size matters. You guys know th truth also

7. Speeding ticket? What's that? I've had a couple.

8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life. I'm not that shallow.

9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically
positioned in high school. Hmmmm.....

10. If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're
not the devil.

11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex. Really?

12. If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out
loud.

13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.

14. You can sleep your way to the top. Would never do that; I've known guys that have.

15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment. ?

16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group
shower.

18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo. Right...

19. Brad Pitt. Well he's isn't here so that doesn't help me any.

20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself. Maybe sometimes

21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being
emotionally neglected. No, you are as big a jerk as the guy who cheats.

22. YOU never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.

23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.

24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

25. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have
to break up with them. Depends

26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store. Takes a lot more than shopping to excite me.

27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know. Yeah, sure.

28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her butt.

29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.

30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates
are still there. Where do you think yours are going?

31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute. No, not really.

32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. Fit in with who?

33. You have the ability to dress yourself. You can't dress yourself? That is sad.

34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month. Disagree

35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture
them naked. No I can't

36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like
an idiot.

37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's aftershave.

38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.

39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist. Done that

40. You can quickly end any fight by crying. I never cry

41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's
spinach in your teeth. Real friends will tell you before you have to ask.

42. There are times when chocolate really *can* solve all your problems. I wish any of my problems could be solved with chocolate. that just adds pounds and gives me more problems.
43. You've never had a goatee.

44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.

45. You'll never regret piercing your ears. I'll never pierce my ears

46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. I don't look at people's shoes. i don't care about people's shoes. I can see much more in their eyes.

47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra. No, but I have been duped once about size (must of been socks or something)

48. You don't have hair on your back.

49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark. No I can't...

50. You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.




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