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Posted: 2/22/2006 3:49:56 PM EDT
all day long? I have night planed for the SO tomorrow and want to make her think about it all day long. I need something I can text her in the morning that will drive her crazy until she gets to see me. In the past I've done the "Tonight I'm going to kiss every inch of your body" and a few other things, but right now, I'm drawing a total blank. She is really into cuddling and things like that, so I can't get too far out in the text (even if she does like some things I do to her).

So simple question with long explanation I guess.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:48:11 PM EDT
"Sit down, honey, tonight I'll do the dishes."
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:50:53 PM EDT
Hmmm......"I just want to give it to you" is out of the question then, but that always works for me!


Sometimes I opt for some song lyrics, sweet or suggestive. All depends on what kind of mood you want to set.

Good luck.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 4:52:29 PM EDT
"You numbah one long-time boom-boom."
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:00:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rodent:
"You numbah one long-time boom-boom."





Link Posted: 2/22/2006 5:48:58 PM EDT
"I'm going to clean the litter box, do the dishes and the laundry. Then, im going to get you a big bubble bath and rub your shoulders. Then im going to show you the new queen size bed i bought for us and call in sick for you so you can sleep late."


Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:53:35 PM EDT
you get to go first tonight dear.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 8:57:44 PM EDT
I would suggest counting down the hours...

10 hours until we are together again,

8 hours until we are together again

and so on...and so on.

women are weird. glad i don't have to try to figure them out
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 9:22:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SigZiggy:
I would suggest counting down the hours...

10 hours until we are together again,

8 hours until we are together again

and so on...and so on.

women are weird. glad i don't have to try to figure them out



thats actually a really good idea
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 10:53:56 PM EDT
"Here's my wallet, car keys, and a map to the mall"

Works wonders.
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 11:02:16 PM EDT
I texted a girl that "I was licking my eyebrows thinking about her."
Link Posted: 2/22/2006 11:14:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sixgun357:
I texted a girl that "I was licking my eyebrows thinking about her."



If I were her I would have texted back "I'm licking your best friend thinking about you"

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 4:56:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 4:57:52 AM EDT by SigZiggy]

Originally Posted By Wipeout:

thats actually a really good idea



Also just using any "code language" that you have with her specifically. No need to be so straight forward with your text. Make it mysterious so she has to try to figure it out. Know what I mean?


Link Posted: 2/23/2006 5:09:06 AM EDT
"I cannot wait to taste you...."
The connotations are limitless, supplying hours of daydreaming how you will taste her...and where.

Link Posted: 2/23/2006 5:13:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
you get to go first tonight dear.




Uh, wrong direction, I think


TXL
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 7:06:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
you get to go first tonight dear.



"I've got staying power tonight... you get the full 4 minutes."
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 7:19:33 AM EDT
My boyfriend said this to me Tuesday for my birthday...

"Let's go to the mall for dinner and you can pick out your birthday present at the Coach Store".

Let's just say I had to change my panties after that one!


on second thought....Playmore's was a good one. Go with that.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 7:33:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By daisywench:
My boyfriend said this to me Tuesday for my birthday...

"Let's go to the mall for dinner and you can pick out your birthday present at the Coach Store".

Let's just say I had to change my panties after that one!


on second thought....Playmore's was a good one. Go with that.



If a coach purse gets you ahem moist, wow.

My wife got me a coach briefcase.....

returned.....

TXL
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 7:38:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TxLewis:

Originally Posted By daisywench:
My boyfriend said this to me Tuesday for my birthday...

"Let's go to the mall for dinner and you can pick out your birthday present at the Coach Store".

Let's just say I had to change my panties after that one!


on second thought....Playmore's was a good one. Go with that.



If a coach purse gets you ahem moist, wow.

My wife got me a coach briefcase.....

returned.....

TXL



Hey, we all have our weaknesses, TXL.

It wasn't so much the coach purse, it was the boyfriend spending money. On me.

doesn't happen often anymore. lol.
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 7:43:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Persephone:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
you get to go first tonight dear.



"I've got staying power tonight... you get the full 4 minutes."



I can't BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Link Posted: 2/23/2006 8:23:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/23/2006 9:52:18 AM EDT by GreyGoose]

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By Persephone:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
you get to go first tonight dear.



"I've got staying power tonight... you get the full 4minutes inches "



I can't BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



I just had too!!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:20:52 AM EDT
Tell her you want to wake up inside of her.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:50:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TrijiCog:
Tell her you want to wake up inside of her.



Oh my...
um...<points finger weakly>
He wins!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:08:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GreyGoose:

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By Persephone:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
you get to go first tonight dear.



"I've got staying power tonight... you get the full 4minutes inches "



I can't BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



I just had too!!



That's horrible Perse and goosey you're no help either!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:17:57 AM EDT
Text this:

B4I4Q RU/18?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:58:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 7:32:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/27/2006 7:33:26 PM EDT by ErinGirl]
This will drive her absolutely bananas:

"I love you but I'm not in love with you. Wanna be friends with benefits?"

I can't guarantee a good reaction though but it will surely drive her crazy.
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