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Posted: 2/20/2006 12:12:07 PM EDT
MENOPAUSE JEWELRY

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns a beautiful blue-green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. [ I'd settle for a sammich! ]
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Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:39:43 PM EDT
Nice!!!

Travis
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:43:04 PM EDT
ROFL!!! I love it!

Link Posted: 2/20/2006 6:10:34 PM EDT
Like that's a bad thing.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 7:19:47 PM EDT
I'll remember to NOT get my wife one of those in 20 years.



















Or when she's pregnant (like right now).
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 5:20:19 PM EDT
hilarious!
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 7:36:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/2/2006 7:44:49 PM EDT by Dano523]
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:41:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 7:47:29 AM EDT
hysterical!
Link Posted: 3/4/2006 3:01:23 PM EDT
lol blonde jokes are always hysterical
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:41:56 AM EDT
Sorry for the crudness Ladies but I found this funny.

3 LADIES IN A HOT TUB



THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE
SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE
GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE
SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED
HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY
MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE,
SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE
STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED
WITH A PIECE Of TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS
RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT,
I'M GETTIN' A FAX."
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Link Posted: 3/10/2006 5:34:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Sorry for the crudness Ladies but I found this funny.

3 LADIES IN A HOT TUB



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