So where is the "sammich request thread"? - Page 2

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Posted: 8/7/2005 3:06:11 PM EDT

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WHISKEY
TANGO
FOXTROT

Spread your wings, chicken, this car needs to FLY!

You're KILLIN' me, DF!!!

Sigline altered to reflect reality.

Posted: 8/7/2005 5:02:35 PM EDT

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[knock knock]

Is this anything like Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Patty

Did somebody say banana?

Posted: 8/7/2005 6:04:40 PM EDT

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Where's my sammich!?!?!?!?

Posted: 8/7/2005 9:58:56 PM EDT

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WHISKEY
TANGO
FOXTROT

Spread your wings, chicken, this car needs to FLY!

You're KILLIN' me, DF!!!
Sigline altered to reflect reality.

W00t!! I made it!

I'm under DF!

Whoooooooaaaa...that didn't sound too good....

Posted: 8/8/2005 4:41:59 AM EDT

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WHISKEY
TANGO
FOXTROT

Spread your wings, chicken, this car needs to FLY!

You're KILLIN' me, DF!!!
Sigline altered to reflect reality.

W00t!! I made it!

I'm under DF!

Whoooooooaaaa...that didn't sound too good....

I'm sure it sounds perfectly good to him.

Posted: 8/8/2005 5:02:20 AM EDT

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I'm sure it sounds perfectly good to him.

Thaboosalabob!

Posted: 8/8/2005 5:36:22 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread.

The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Posted: 8/8/2005 5:44:22 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread. The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Have you not learned anything since Friday??????

Get off the computer, do some work, and earn some money.

sheesh.

Posted: 8/8/2005 6:00:18 AM EDT

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I'm sure it sounds perfectly good to him.
Thaboosalabob!

I think you're the first guy that's even spelled it right.

<tear, sniff>

Playmore will be so proud.

Posted: 8/8/2005 6:18:43 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread. The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Have you not learned anything since Friday??????

Get off the computer, do some work, and earn some money.

sheesh.

Nag nag nag.

Why is there no clean underwear? Why are my shirts not ironed? The kitchen floor needs mopped! This is an outrage!

Posted: 8/8/2005 6:22:17 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread. The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Have you not learned anything since Friday??????

Get off the computer, do some work, and earn some money.

sheesh.

Nag nag nag.

Why is there no clean underwear? You didn't do laundry. Why are my shirts not ironed? You didn't iron them. The kitchen floor needs mopped! Your house, you should know where the mop is. Get busy. This is an outrage!

Anymore questions?

Posted: 8/8/2005 7:38:17 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread. The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Have you not learned anything since Friday??????

Get off the computer, do some work, and earn some money.

sheesh.

Nag nag nag.

Why is there no clean underwear? Why are my shirts not ironed? The kitchen floor needs mopped! This is an outrage!

Merrell, I luv ya, you're funny, but seriously...I think there's something wrong with your brain.

Posted: 8/8/2005 8:27:48 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread. The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Have you not learned anything since Friday??????

Get off the computer, do some work, and earn some money.

sheesh.

Nag nag nag.

Why is there no clean underwear? Why are my shirts not ironed? The kitchen floor needs mopped! This is an outrage!

Merrell, I luv ya, you're funny, but seriously...I think there's something wrong with your brain.

I believe it's lack of endorphines due to all the pent up frustration

Posted: 8/8/2005 8:54:24 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread. The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Have you not learned anything since Friday??????

Get off the computer, do some work, and earn some money.

sheesh.

Nag nag nag.

Why is there no clean underwear? Why are my shirts not ironed? The kitchen floor needs mopped! This is an outrage!

Merrell, I luv ya, you're funny, but seriously...I think there's something wrong with your brain.

I believe it's lack of endorphines due to all the pent up frustration

I AM NOT FRUSTRATED!!!

Posted: 8/8/2005 9:47:52 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread. The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Have you not learned anything since Friday??????

Get off the computer, do some work, and earn some money.

sheesh.

Nag nag nag.

Why is there no clean underwear? Why are my shirts not ironed? The kitchen floor needs mopped! This is an outrage!

Merrell, I luv ya, you're funny, but seriously...I think there's something wrong with your brain.

I believe it's lack of endorphines due to all the pent up frustration

I AM NOT FRUSTRATED!!!

Whatever helps ya sleep at night.

Posted: 8/8/2005 10:02:17 AM EDT

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I believe it's lack of endorphines due to all the pent up frustration

I AM NOT FRUSTRATED!!!

Whatever helps ya sleep at night.

Posted: 8/8/2005 10:17:30 AM EDT

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I believe it's lack of endorphines due to all the pent up frustration

I AM NOT FRUSTRATED!!!

Whatever helps ya sleep at night.

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<shrug>

If you don't like it in here...

Posted: 8/8/2005 10:20:01 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread. The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Have you not learned anything since Friday??????

Get off the computer, do some work, and earn some money.

sheesh.

Nag nag nag.

Why is there no clean underwear? Why are my shirts not ironed? The kitchen floor needs mopped! This is an outrage!

Merrell, I luv ya, you're funny, but seriously...I think there's something wrong with your brain.

I believe it's lack of endorphines due to all the pent up frustration

I don't think its frustration he has pent up.

Posted: 8/8/2005 10:23:13 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread. The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Have you not learned anything since Friday??????

Get off the computer, do some work, and earn some money.

sheesh.

Nag nag nag.

Why is there no clean underwear? Why are my shirts not ironed? The kitchen floor needs mopped! This is an outrage!

Merrell, I luv ya, you're funny, but seriously...I think there's something wrong with your brain.

I believe it's lack of endorphines due to all the pent up frustration
I don't think its frustration he has pent up.

Ooooooohhhh, you think he's one of those crazy mamba jambas that has girls tied up and duct taped to the wall of his secret hiding place in the woods?

Posted: 8/8/2005 10:29:27 AM EDT

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I believe it's lack of endorphines due to all the pent up frustrationI don't think its frustration he has pent up.

DF!!!! I was being NICE....WS forum and grave fear of Mona...remember!!!!!!

Posted: 8/8/2005 10:33:18 AM EDT

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I believe it's lack of endorphines due to all the pent up frustrationI don't think its frustration he has pent up.

DF!!!! I was being NICE....WS forum and grave fear of Mona...remember!!!!!!

Mona doesn't scare me. MrsGloffie DOES. She knows where I work and where I live

Besides, I meant that he was taking in too much carbohydrates. What were YOU thinking?

Posted: 8/8/2005 10:33:26 AM EDT

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Everyone is making a mockery of this thread. The house is a wreck, there is nothing in the fridge and nobody to bring me my paper.

Have you not learned anything since Friday??????

Get off the computer, do some work, and earn some money.

sheesh.

Nag nag nag.

Why is there no clean underwear? Why are my shirts not ironed? The kitchen floor needs mopped! This is an outrage!

Merrell, I luv ya, you're funny, but seriously...I think there's something wrong with your brain.

I believe it's lack of endorphines due to all the pent up frustration
I don't think its frustration he has pent up.

Ooooooohhhh, you think he's one of those crazy mamba jambas that has girls tied up and duct taped to the wall of his secret hiding place in the woods?

The only place I would have women duct-taped is to a kettle, mop and washboard*

*just like the good old days!

Posted: 8/8/2005 10:51:42 AM EDT

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The only place I would have women duct-taped is to a kettle, mop and washboard*

*just like the good old days!

Merrell...if those are your only choices...think OUTSIDE the box, dear.

Posted: 8/8/2005 11:07:00 AM EDT

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The only place I would have women duct-taped is to a kettle, mop and washboard*

*just like the good old days!

Merrell...if those are your only choices...think OUTSIDE the box, dear.

Ladies, Ladies. We really shouldn't feed the strays. If we ignore, him, perhaps he'll just go away.

Posted: 8/8/2005 11:08:48 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/8/2005 11:20:31 AM EDT

[#26]

haveand a glass of sun tea by gawd I'll do the dishes put out and fix that leaky faucet

Posted: 8/8/2005 11:24:53 AM EDT

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if I could have one of the fine ladies here make me a turkey and pepperoni with swiss
and a glass of sun tea by gawd I'll do the dishes put out and fix that leaky faucet

I have a leaky roof, a broken dishwasher and a squeaky dryer. You fix those and I'll fix ya sammich

Posted: 8/8/2005 11:28:04 AM EDT

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if I could have one of the fine ladies here make me a turkey and pepperoni with swiss
and a glass of sun tea by gawd I'll do the dishes put out and fix that leaky faucet

I have a leaky roof, a broken dishwasher and a squeaky dryer. You fix those and I'll fix ya sammich

The dryer's belt needs changing.

Posted: 8/8/2005 11:30:17 AM EDT

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if I could have one of the fine ladies here make me a turkey and pepperoni with swiss
and a glass of sun tea by gawd I'll do the dishes put out and fix that leaky faucet

I have a leaky roof, a broken dishwasher and a squeaky dryer. You fix those and I'll fix ya sammich
The dryer's belt needs changing.

so can you change it for me? If I knew how I wouldn't of asked for help.

The dishwashers top sprayer won't spray water or turn, last time my kid turned it on I smelt something electrical burning, I think it's shot.

The roof just needs a little tar around the exhaust pipe for the water heater.

Posted: 8/8/2005 11:51:48 AM EDT

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Only on ARFCOM can a "make me a sammich" thread degenerate into a "honey do" list

Posted: 8/8/2005 11:58:27 AM EDT

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Only on ARFCOM can a "make me a sammich" thread degenerate into a "honey do" list

jixxerbeast started it. I was just saying if he wanted to things for a sammich, he needed to do what needed to be done here.

Posted: 8/8/2005 11:59:33 AM EDT

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Only on ARFCOM can a "make me a sammich" thread degenerate into a "honey do" list

jixxerbeast started it. I was just saying if he wanted to things for a sammich, he needed to do what needed to be done here.

Okay, the dryer belt is changed.

Posted: 8/8/2005 12:00:56 PM EDT

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Only on ARFCOM can a "make me a sammich" thread degenerate into a "honey do" list

jixxerbeast started it. I was just saying if he wanted to things for a sammich, he needed to do what needed to be done here.
Okay, the dryer belt is changed.

then what's that terrible squeek? Can't be my knees, I'm not that old yet.

Posted: 8/8/2005 12:12:07 PM EDT

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Only on ARFCOM can a "make me a sammich" thread degenerate into a "honey do" list

jixxerbeast started it. I was just saying if he wanted to things for a sammich, he needed to do what needed to be done here.
Okay, the dryer belt is changed.

then what's that terrible squeek? Can't be my knees, I'm not that old yet.

I soaked the new belt in antisqueak compound. Apparently I got a bad batch.

Posted: 8/8/2005 12:21:44 PM EDT

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Here ya go DF... don't go getting no ideas though, it's a one time deal.

Posted: 8/8/2005 12:23:58 PM EDT

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Here ya go DF... don't go getting no ideas though, it's a one time deal.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/nuttinhny/sammich.jpg

Yummy! Can I have a colbeer with that, please?

Posted: 8/8/2005 12:31:14 PM EDT

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Here ya go DF... don't go getting no ideas though, it's a one time deal.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/nuttinhny/sammich.jpg
Yummy! Can I have a colbeer with that, please?

anything else? I am kinda busy here, trying to waste as much of my valuable time as possible surfing.

Posted: 8/8/2005 12:34:47 PM EDT

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Here ya go DF... don't go getting no ideas though, it's a one time deal.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/nuttinhny/sammich.jpg
Yummy! Can I have a colbeer with that, please?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/nuttinhny/beer-pictures-t31.jpg

anything else? I am kinda busy here, trying to waste as much of my valuable time as possible surfing.

Mmmm. Thank you, I'm GOOOD right now.

Posted: 8/8/2005 12:43:28 PM EDT

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Here ya go DF... don't go getting no ideas though, it's a one time deal.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/nuttinhny/sammich.jpg
Yummy! Can I have a colbeer with that, please?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/nuttinhny/beer-pictures-t31.jpg

anything else? I am kinda busy here, trying to waste as much of my valuable time as possible surfing.
Mmmm. Thank you, I'm GOOOD right now.

um...er....umm.....GET A BOOTH, YOU 2!

Posted: 8/8/2005 12:46:08 PM EDT

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Mmmm. Thank you, I'm GOOOD right now.

is it possible?! A man satisfied?!

Posted: 8/8/2005 12:46:46 PM EDT

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Here ya go DF... don't go getting no ideas though, it's a one time deal.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/nuttinhny/sammich.jpg
Yummy! Can I have a colbeer with that, please?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/nuttinhny/beer-pictures-t31.jpg

anything else? I am kinda busy here, trying to waste as much of my valuable time as possible surfing.
Mmmm. Thank you, I'm GOOOD right now.

um...er....umm.....GET A BOOTH, YOU 2!

Hey!!! I's a married woman.. we don't need no stinkin booth!

Posted: 8/10/2005 1:55:35 PM EDT

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MMMMM, I am the guy and I make the Sammiches in the Wind house.... I am a semi-prefessional Sammich maker.

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