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Posted: 3/10/2002 9:28:30 AM EDT
Goldie, a recently widowed lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near > Venice. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had > walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby, and began reading > a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello > sir," > she began. "How are you today?" > "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. > "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. > "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied. > "Do you live around here?" she asked. > "Yes," he answered, continuing to read. > Goldie persisted. "Do you like pussy cats?" > With that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers whipped > off both their swimsuits, and gave her the > most passionate ride of her life. > As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie gasped and asked the man, "How > did you know that is what I wanted?" > The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" >
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