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Posted: 3/9/2002 12:51:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/9/2002 1:08:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/9/2002 4:50:57 AM EDT
Good one!! [:E][:E][:E] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 3/9/2002 4:55:15 AM EDT
Y'all are nuts. Just plain nuts. [whacko]
Link Posted: 3/9/2002 5:38:06 AM EDT
Bubba came home from work one day to find his wife dead on the floor. So Bubba picks up the phone and dials 911. He tells the operator about his wife and the operator says she will send the ambulance over. "What's your address?" she asks Bubba. "1401 Chyrsanthemum St." "How do you spell that, sir?" "uuuhhhhh....can I just drag her over to Oak Street?"
Link Posted: 3/11/2002 1:24:32 AM EDT
Damn!!! I checked this thread hoping to read of the demise of one William J. Klinton.
Link Posted: 3/11/2002 1:40:49 AM EDT
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big mega department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You can start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" the boss asked. The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, $101,237.64." The boss says, $101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium size fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Blazer." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?" The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot -- you might as well go fishing."
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