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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:47:59 AM EDT
[url]http://www.federalobserver.com/index.php?section=Feature+Story[/url]
Yoko Ono, … has rented a billboard in London that reads, “Imagine all people living life in peace.” But why put these billboards in London, New York, Tokyo, etc? Why not put them where they really belong, in Afghanistan, Somalia, Iraq, Iran, North Korea and yes, the backyard of drug cartels? That's an easy question to answer. Because she'd get killed, thrown in jail for life, or worse, sentenced to listen to one of her own albums…. We need to give peace a chance? We were giving peace a chance, but then a bunch of crazies hijacked airplanes and took innocent lives…
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Why is it that some people, "Don't assign blame to the guilty, but instead assign shame to the innocent."?
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 8:19:23 AM EDT
Yet more support for my theory that Liberals are not just wrong, but are actually insane.
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 8:25:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:16:32 AM EDT
It dawned on me that in all my life I had never heard any Yoko Ono "music", so i went to Audiogalaxy and just got me some. I wish I had not, I wish I had gone the rest of my life without putting that in my head. I didn't watch the Russian Beheading video for fear of scarring my brain, but I went and did THIS? That is truly some of the most bizarre, twisted stuff I have ever encountered. A thousand cats indeed.
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 9:58:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ph119: It dawned on me that in all my life I had never heard any Yoko Ono "music", so i went to Audiogalaxy and just got me some. I wish I had not, I wish I had gone the rest of my life without putting that in my head. I didn't watch the Russian Beheading video for fear of scarring my brain, but I went and did THIS? That is truly some of the most bizarre, twisted stuff I have ever encountered. A thousand cats indeed.
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We appreciate your brave sacrifice to bring us this warning and will endevour to learn from your unfortunate experience.
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 10:56:29 AM EDT
Q: Why did John Lennon get shot? A: Because Yoko ducked. Q: What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A: They both live off dead beatles. Q: What's yellow, small, ugly and sleeps alone? A: Yoko Ono. Q: How did they prove Mark David Chapman was insane? A: Six shots fired at John, none at Yoko. Quotes about Yoko: "If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog." - Joan Rivers on Yoko Ono
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 11:56:40 AM EDT
The world sure would be better off with out Yoko. She really wanted to sing "Give socialism a chance"
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 12:07:18 PM EDT
Imagine There's no Yoko... ...it's easy if you try...
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 2:45:29 PM EDT
But then we wouldn't be blessed with the oh so cool tunes of Sean and Julian Lennon!!!![whacko]
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 3:01:19 PM EDT
I went and did it folks, I downloaded the screeching sounds of dying cats also, THE HORROR THE HORROR!
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 3:14:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Minman72: I went and did it folks, I downloaded the screeching sounds of dying cats also, THE HORROR THE HORROR!
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The Super Lennon duo? Chalk it up to bad genes.[puke] I didn't know anyone would actually partake in this venture?
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 3:48:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/7/2002 3:52:30 PM EDT by deadeye47]
Originally Posted By Lady_Glock: [url]http://www.federalobserver.com/index.php?section=Feature+Story[/url]
Yoko Ono, … has rented a billboard in London that reads, “Imagine all people living life in peace.” But why put these billboards in London, New York, Tokyo, etc? Why not put them where they really belong, in Afghanistan, Somalia, Iraq, Iran, North Korea and yes, the backyard of drug cartels? That's an easy question to answer. Because she'd get killed, thrown in jail for life, or worse, sentenced to listen to one of her own albums…. We need to give peace a chance? We were giving peace a chance, but then a bunch of crazies hijacked airplanes and took innocent lives…
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Why is it that some people, "Don't assign blame to the guilty, but instead assign shame to the innocent."?
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Well put L_G!!!! (your sig.line!)
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 6:59:00 PM EDT
P's wife here guys....don't let him fool you guys.... he has been sitting here for 1/2 hour listening to this crap....what the $#@@!!@#$%%^^&*&**&&&^&^^& is this ???
Link Posted: 3/7/2002 7:09:30 PM EDT
My old man was a huge John&Yoko freak, and I heard enough of that crap for ten lifetimes - belive you me! What do I think? I wanted to go get the power drill and drill a hole in my head to let the noise out! If it had only been that easy... Ship her off with the rest of the Liberal scum. They are all useless anyhow, and would free up space for some good Hogan's Alleys - which we all need anyhow... FFZ
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 8:39:22 PM EDT
My respect for Brittney Spears went up a gazillion % when I read on the Drudge Report that she didn't know how Yoko was!!! Wish I didn't know either.
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 9:04:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By UlysseNardin_1846: But then we wouldn't be blessed with the oh so cool tunes of Sean and Julian Lennon!!!![whacko]
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Not to pick nits, but Julian Lennon is not Yoko Ono's son. He is the son of John Lennon and his first wife, Cynthia Lennon (the one that he dumped because he decided he would rather have sex with Yoko Ono; try to figure [b]that[/b] one out.) [%|]
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 9:15:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
Originally Posted By UlysseNardin_1846: But then we wouldn't be blessed with the oh so cool tunes of Sean and Julian Lennon!!!![whacko]
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Not to pick nits, but Julian Lennon is not Yoko Ono's son. He is the son of John Lennon and his first wife, Cynthia Lennon (the one that he dumped because he decided he would rather have sex with Yoko Ono; try to figure [b]that[/b] one out.) [%|]
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And coincidentally John (I'm a communist POS who makes millions and don't give a damn dime to charity) Lennon completely disowned him, excluding him from the will and everything. Talk about a total POS, he abandoned his own son!
Link Posted: 3/9/2002 7:46:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Redmanfms: And coincidentally John (I'm a communist POS who makes millions and don't give a damn dime to charity) Lennon completely disowned him, excluding him from the will and everything. Talk about a total POS, he abandoned his own son!
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Actually Lennon never claimed to be either a socialist or a communist. As for Julian being left out of the will, blame that one on Yoko as she gave Julian hell every time he was around his father. Yoko is one screwed up individual, pity she didn't leap in front of Chapman to take all of the shots. Sigh.
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 4:39:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/15/2002 9:53:13 PM EDT
There was a yoko? Whats a yoko?
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