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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:21:28 PM EDT
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LOL!!!
My wife is looking at me funny, again. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 11:18:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/6/2002 11:19:08 PM EDT
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[red][size=6]BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!![/size=6][/red] |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 11:23:02 PM EDT
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That is about the funniest picture I've ever seen.
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Posted: 3/6/2002 11:24:13 PM EDT
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Garden weasel... you have now surpassed Frank the Spank as my favorite online character.
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Posted: 3/7/2002 12:07:12 AM EDT
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We had just bought a 1979 mustang turbo my wife comes home late shift kills car comes home, gets up in the morning to go to work , turns the key and all hell breaks loose! She runs in the house screeming omy-god omy-god.. hell got me real worked up! Seams i now call it the ford cat killer! It seams that when she killed the car three kittens crawled into the shroud to be next to the heat of the radiator,needless to say they got pretty tore up! They were little arms ripped off , legs missing, damn poor site i might say! well i take them out of the car hood ,and take a shovel and start loping off there heads whack,whack,whack,,, just then my neighbor walks over and sees me smacking the shit out of these kitties putting them out of there pain, and has the nerve to ask me isn't there any way else i could address this problem? I told him yeah i could take my mossy-500 (we are right in the middle of town) You wan't to pay my bail? The guy never looked at me the same ever, thought i was kind of weird! Oh Yea dude forgot what this post was about but your're gonna get a dell.......Pussys good
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Posted: 3/7/2002 12:13:55 AM EDT
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Oh i missed the whole question,. about 2,000,324.764 kittens!
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Posted: 3/7/2002 12:47:11 AM EDT
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OMG.....that is f-ing FUNNY!
I have a new background on my computer now. Hmmmm, I take the 5th on the question about the kitten killing [:D] Hey...I can take the 5th...those Enron dudes did it..why can't I? medcop |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 3:38:24 AM EDT
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Quoted: We had just bought a 1979 mustang turbo my wife comes home late shift kills car comes home, gets up in the morning to go to work , turns the key and all hell breaks loose! She runs in the house screeming omy-god omy-god.. hell got me real worked up! Seams i now call it the ford cat killer! It seams that when she killed the car three kittens crawled into the shroud to be next to the heat of the radiator,needless to say they got pretty tore up! They were little arms ripped off , legs missing, damn poor site i might say! well i take them out of the car hood ,and take a shovel and start loping off there heads whack,whack,whack,,, just then my neighbor walks over and sees me smacking the shit out of these kitties putting them out of there pain, and has the nerve to ask me isn't there any way else i could address this problem? I told him yeah i could take my mossy-500 (we are right in the middle of town) You wan't to pay my bail? The guy never looked at me the same ever, thought i was kind of weird! Oh Yea dude forgot what this post was about but your're gonna get a dell.......Pussys good Yeeeeeee Haaaaawwww!!!! Bust out the banjos and the Spam, I'm a gonna be nailin' my sister tonight!!! Are you for real?[%|] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 5:18:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: Hmmmm, I take the 5th on the question about the kitten killing [:D] Me too. Let's just leave it at that. Paul must be sleeping in today. [;D] Funny, funny pic!! |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 5:26:05 AM EDT
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: We had just bought a 1979 mustang turbo my wife comes home late shift kills car comes home, gets up in the morning to go to work , turns the key and all hell breaks loose! She runs in the house screeming omy-god omy-god.. hell got me real worked up! Seams i now call it the ford cat killer! It seams that when she killed the car three kittens crawled into the shroud to be next to the heat of the radiator,needless to say they got pretty tore up! They were little arms ripped off , legs missing, damn poor site i might say! well i take them out of the car hood ,and take a shovel and start loping off there heads whack,whack,whack,,, just then my neighbor walks over and sees me smacking the shit out of these kitties putting them out of there pain, and has the nerve to ask me isn't there any way else i could address this problem? I told him yeah i could take my mossy-500 (we are right in the middle of town) You wan't to pay my bail? The guy never looked at me the same ever, thought i was kind of weird! Oh Yea dude forgot what this post was about but your're gonna get a dell.......Pussys good -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeeeeeee Haaaaawwww!!!! Bust out the banjos and the Spam, I'm a gonna be nailin' my sister tonight!!! Are you for real? Now that is even funnier than the kitten pic. Pumpkin [bounce][bounce][bounce][bounce] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:01:22 AM EDT
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Very good!!! LMAO!
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:03:43 AM EDT
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Dear GOD that is funny! Wipin' the coffee off my screen right now!
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:06:15 AM EDT
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(In the voice of Carl Sagan) Billions upon billions upon billions of kittens...
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:11:11 AM EDT
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Ahh! Cliche Kitty sighted at ar15.com!!
Hey gardenweasel, you don't happen to visit fark.com, per chance? [;)] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:37:02 AM EDT
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Quoted: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: We had just bought a 1979 mustang turbo my wife comes home late shift kills car comes home, gets up in the morning to go to work , turns the key and all hell breaks loose! She runs in the house screeming omy-god omy-god.. hell got me real worked up! Seams i now call it the ford cat killer! It seams that when she killed the car three kittens crawled into the shroud to be next to the heat of the radiator,needless to say they got pretty tore up! They were little arms ripped off , legs missing, damn poor site i might say! well i take them out of the car hood ,and take a shovel and start loping off there heads whack,whack,whack,,, just then my neighbor walks over and sees me smacking the shit out of these kitties putting them out of there pain, and has the nerve to ask me isn't there any way else i could address this problem? I told him yeah i could take my mossy-500 (we are right in the middle of town) You wan't to pay my bail? The guy never looked at me the same ever, thought i was kind of weird! Oh Yea dude forgot what this post was about but your're gonna get a dell.......Pussys good -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeeeeeee Haaaaawwww!!!! Bust out the banjos and the Spam, I'm a gonna be nailin' my sister tonight!!! Are you for real? Now that is even funnier than the kitten pic. [red]Pumpkin[/red] This just keeps getting better... |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 6:44:30 AM EDT
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This one time--at band camp . . .
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Posted: 3/7/2002 7:04:18 AM EDT
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Now that's funny!
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:32:22 AM EDT
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MAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
anyway i dont think i can count that high |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:33:49 AM EDT
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I kill two kitten in the mornin'
I kill two kitten at night I kill two kitten in the afternoon It makes me feel alright.... [smoke] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 10:55:11 AM EDT
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YOU! YES YOU! You did this to me!!!
[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/LightningLink%2FFluffyLite%2Ejpg[/img] [xx(] LL [xx(] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 11:42:26 AM EDT
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hey garden weasel, you ever heard of a band called Screeching Weasel? just wondering cuz your weasel pic is from them im pretty sure. -Spaceman |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 11:50:20 AM EDT
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Whoo... OMG, That's funny!
If that be the case, I've killed my share of kittens. |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 11:51:49 AM EDT
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I guess this makes me the Bob Barker of wanking...
Matt Quoted: [img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/godkills.jpg[/img] Sinners... [b]:D[/b] |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 11:55:50 AM EDT
[#25]
LMAO....I love it!!
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Posted: 3/7/2002 11:57:11 AM EDT
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How many? Too many to count...do numbers even go that high? Cuz , along with Javak, apparently,
I kill two kittens in peacetime, I kill two kittens in war, I kill two kittens before i kill two kittens, And then I kill two more |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 11:59:15 AM EDT
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Cuz kittens are totally sweet it makes me want to crap my pants. If you don't believe that kittens have the REAL ULTIMATE POWER you better get a life right now or the kittens will chop your head off.
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Posted: 3/7/2002 11:59:41 AM EDT
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I about pissed my pants...
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Posted: 3/7/2002 12:19:13 PM EDT
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As many as there are stars in the sky...[rolleyes]
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Posted: 3/7/2002 12:45:46 PM EDT
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Seven...... yep that right, only seven. No more no less.....seven.
BTW, that Mall Ninja reference was freakin funny!! |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:22:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: Seven...... yep that right, only seven. No more no less.....seven. Lemme guess...You just hit puberty about...say 7 days ago? Figured that's a good round number. |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 9:24:13 PM EDT
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I figure about three times as many kittens as number of posts I have.
Ooops, that's another post... Be right back. |
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Posted: 3/7/2002 11:03:56 PM EDT
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[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/brouhaha%2FLandminekitty%2Ejpg[/img]
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Posted: 3/8/2002 5:41:10 AM EDT
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Score a +1 for brouhaha on the above pic!!!
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Posted: 3/8/2002 6:17:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: We had just bought a 1979 mustang turbo my wife comes home late shift kills car comes home, gets up in the morning to go to work , turns the key and all hell breaks loose! She runs in the house screeming omy-god omy-god.. hell got me real worked up! Seams i now call it the ford cat killer! It seams that when she killed the car three kittens crawled into the shroud to be next to the heat of the radiator,needless to say they got pretty tore up! They were little arms ripped off , legs missing, damn poor site i might say! well i take them out of the car hood ,and take a shovel and start loping off there heads whack,whack,whack,,, just then my neighbor walks over and sees me smacking the shit out of these kitties putting them out of there pain, and has the nerve to ask me isn't there any way else i could address this problem? I told him yeah i could take my mossy-500 (we are right in the middle of town) You wan't to pay my bail? The guy never looked at me the same ever, thought i was kind of weird! Oh Yea dude forgot what this post was about but your're gonna get a dell.......Pussys good Yeeeeeee Haaaaawwww!!!! Bust out the banjos and the Spam, I'm a gonna be nailin' my sister tonight!!! Are you for real?[%|] [b]M4 you crazy SOB![/b] I've still got a mouthful of stitches from oral surgery two weeks ago. Hurts like hell when I grin & I fell out of my f*cking chair laughing when I read your reply. Holy shit I've got to stay away from this site for another week or two...can't take it. [:D] [b]OUCH![/b] [:D] [b]OUCH![/b] [:D] [b]OUCH![/b] |
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Posted: 3/8/2002 9:27:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Seven...... yep that right, only seven. No more no less.....seven. Lemme guess...You just hit puberty about...say 7 days ago? Figured that's a good round number. I am sorry....I misread the posts question. I thought it said, "How many kittens have you killed today?" My puberty happened so long ago that I'm almost ready for a midlife crisis. A red corvette and a hot blonde....um, already have the hot blonde, guess I'm just waiting on the 'vette.[:D] |
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Posted: 3/8/2002 4:11:40 PM EDT
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Oh! It's time for a Haiku (and a bad one at that)! Remember: 5-7-5
Stroke kitty, stroke, stroke Bye, Bye kitty, DIE, DIE, DIE! Repeat the process |
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Posted: 3/8/2002 5:19:05 PM EDT
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Brouhaha, that is the best piece of Photoshop work I've seen in a while.
...as to the question, between me and the Scotts paper towel company...I'm surprised there are any [i]left[/i]..... |
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Posted: 3/8/2002 10:04:50 PM EDT
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I would not kill a kitten. But.............
My lion hounds know that they are miniature lions doesn't help the situation. |
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