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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:11:53 AM EDT
Remember 3 lines, five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables: I'll start: Love jelly doughnuts makes trigger finger sticky Blasting stuff away. See, it's easy!
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:17:34 AM EDT
My tin-foil hat I am safe from the mind-rays Oh no...the UN
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:17:57 AM EDT
Are you SteyrAug? He loves threads like this one here. I think they are dumb.
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:30:05 AM EDT
Stick skinny Afghan Turban soaked in kerosene A fine torch indeed
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:33:49 AM EDT
Ninjas are awesome Flipping out and chopping heads I just crapped my pants.
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:34:11 AM EDT
heh, heh (no this isn't it...) been there, done this topic... Bushmaster rifle, postban purple guardian, damn thing still shoots left. Evil black rifles, Bayonet lugs pistol grips, Libs empty bladders. Far distant target, AK no can hit it, give me my AR. Black poodleshooter, Preban prancing pony gun, Your time is coming.
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:35:26 AM EDT
An AR-15 Gotta love the way it shoots It's pure perfection
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:38:35 AM EDT
Go easy on me tis my first try. My AR15 goes Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Click! Damn! Call AmmoMan.Com. Mud
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:43:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By satcong: Kill the enemy the enemy sucks Kill them all incinerate them now.
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This is not Haiku! I am a Moderator! Your account is locked!
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:45:13 AM EDT
9mm Or 45 caliber: The Endless Debate Got a .38 Also a 10/22 That's Imbroglio! No more Haiku now... Must go study for midterm. My last semester. Viper Out
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:46:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Muddled_Thinker: Go easy on me tis my first try. My AR15 goes Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Click! Damn! Call AmmoMan.Com. Mud
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This isn't either! Why is this so difficult? Close but no cigar.[:D]
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:48:23 AM EDT
I am all confused, Armalite Rock River Arms, Where are the damn guns!!! (this ones for you, Waverunner, Anti, Grin, etc.!)
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:48:51 AM EDT
Please forgive satcong Angry he was too much Calm he has become
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 6:48:55 AM EDT
Function given form High velocity bullets Shatter when they hit.
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 7:07:11 AM EDT
AR Fifteen dot com Black screen is hard to read Doesn't seem to stop anyone.
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 7:13:29 AM EDT
Hun and Garandman Argue about Israel Does Jesus love it?
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 7:21:45 AM EDT
Front post in rear notch... Squeeze the trigger slowly now... Ten ring eludes me [:(] My Glock is loaded, Bad Guy outside the window, Please try to break in [:)] Great day at the range! My bullets know where to go [:)] Did we bring enough? Big gun spits fire, Other shooters turn and stare, Love that forty four [:)] Hot brass down my shirt, Why must it eject straight up? Gun laughs as I dance.
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 7:29:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2002 7:33:07 AM EDT by Torf]
I sight down the range Black rifle bucks in my hands Report echos far
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 7:31:54 AM EDT
Let's go have some fun Hot metal glints in the sun Damn I love this gun
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 7:37:08 AM EDT
Black bolt carrier Little silver fire pin Field disassembly
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 7:58:59 AM EDT
You are moronic playing with some stupid words go back to work now!
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 8:05:45 AM EDT
1911 Waits in bag for end of day Time crawls by like sloth
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 8:06:17 AM EDT
Ultimate Power! Ninjas wailing on Guitars Oh My! Soiled drawers...
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 8:11:31 AM EDT
With pride and vengeance As snow falls in the mountains My black rifle speaks ARH
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 8:16:24 AM EDT
FAL kick A R ASS FAL MAKE BIGGER BOOM THAN AR AR FOR KILLING MICE
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 8:22:12 AM EDT
haiku haiku hai haiku haiku haiku hai haiku haiku hai How that:
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 8:28:42 AM EDT
Suckerpunch arabs Having awoken the beast Reap the whirlwind now Breathless, running hard No cave or mosque to hide in Daisy Cutter scream Sunset in the hills Respite from jihad's long trek Sniper's bullet strikes
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 8:37:30 AM EDT
No virgins await Just the whore of Babylon, The Beast, the brimstone... Guantanamo Bay Wheeled back and forth, on a cart Confiscated "rag" Spinal fluids flow Mixed with blood from hairy ears The Daisy Cutter
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 9:10:59 AM EDT
Liquid red shimmer Drifts in the desert breezes Minigun howling
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 9:25:47 AM EDT
Why have bull barrel? Lazy manufacturers Make carbine heavy.
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 9:39:12 AM EDT
Ninjas are so sweet I want to crap my pants now! They flip out and kill!
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 10:01:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2002 10:06:14 AM EDT by redray]
read funny haikus.. wife yells, "we need to go now!" now wish i stayed single dude... read a couple more... wife really getting on nerves... uh-oh! here she comes! bye.
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 10:04:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Shrike: FAL kick A R ASS FAL MAKE BIGGER BOOM THAN AR AR FOR KILLING MICE
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Big Chief not like Indian Talk! Big mouth no Haiku! Shrike voice very windy! [:)]
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 10:18:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Shrike: FAL kick A R ASS FAL MAKE BIGGER BOOM THAN AR AR FOR KILLING MICE
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FAL's heavy like lead Fucking boat anchors suck ass call Chiropractor! Pit
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 10:31:44 AM EDT
F A L Big Gun Way crappy trigger why is that? Ninety Countries wrong?
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 10:37:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2002 10:38:15 AM EDT by White_horse]
crosshairs are centered think omm hold breath squeeze trigger half inch MOA The above is dedicated to my .308 -white horse
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 11:54:53 AM EDT
This was posted by someone in a previous Haiku thread, my apologies for not remembering who. "We have no guns here Dumped them all in the ocean our machine tools sing"
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 12:07:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 12:08:12 PM EDT
oil Bushy lower rub Bushy trigger in time Bushy go off... bang. [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 12:23:39 PM EDT
6 AM riser must shoot before goto work God I love my guns
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 12:45:57 PM EDT
F-A-L Rifle Why use something that's so big When there's the A-R?
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 12:56:06 PM EDT
read funny haikus they cause me to laugh aloud man you guys are good
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 1:02:50 PM EDT
insert into center hole am i done ebichuman
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 1:25:49 PM EDT
F A L very large Used by men with penis complex I kill with air soft [}:D]
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 1:55:20 PM EDT
2-2-3 will do Big bullet is for bad shot I only need one
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 1:57:24 PM EDT
I am a Texan You only wish you could be Maybe one day, son
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 1:59:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2002 2:00:07 PM EDT by patsue]
Do you sleep with Guns? Keeps me company at night, Wife sleeps on the floor.
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 2:48:31 PM EDT
Ninja made me crap Shorts are overflowing now Flipped out guitar wail
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 2:53:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2002 2:54:31 PM EDT by Otterpop]
Ninja wail flip out Guitar kick my scaredy ass Flip out with ninja star Pant crap flip out scream Ninja guitar howl all night Star to side of head
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 3:03:14 PM EDT
Doctor Strangelove says "Ach, mein fuhrer, I can walk" Then the world blows up Ninja boot in pants Or is that a camel toe? Just crapped my self
Link Posted: 3/6/2002 3:11:54 PM EDT
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