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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:17:34 AM EDT
[#1]
My tin-foil hat
I am safe from the mind-rays Oh no...the UN |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:17:57 AM EDT
[#2]
Are you SteyrAug?
He loves threads like this one here. I think they are dumb. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:30:05 AM EDT
[#3]
Stick skinny Afghan
Turban soaked in kerosene A fine torch indeed |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:33:49 AM EDT
[#4]
Ninjas are awesome
Flipping out and chopping heads I just crapped my pants. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:34:11 AM EDT
[#5]
heh, heh (no this isn't it...) been there, done this topic...
Bushmaster rifle, postban purple guardian, damn thing still shoots left. Evil black rifles, Bayonet lugs pistol grips, Libs empty bladders. Far distant target, AK no can hit it, give me my AR. Black poodleshooter, Preban prancing pony gun, Your time is coming. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:35:26 AM EDT
[#6]
An AR-15
Gotta love the way it shoots It's pure perfection |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:38:35 AM EDT
[#7]
Go easy on me tis my first try.
My AR15 goes Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Click! Damn! Call AmmoMan.Com. Mud |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:43:40 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: Kill the enemy the enemy sucks Kill them all incinerate them now. This is not Haiku! I am a Moderator! Your account is locked! |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:45:13 AM EDT
[#9]
9mm
Or 45 caliber: The Endless Debate Got a .38 Also a 10/22 That's Imbroglio! No more Haiku now... Must go study for midterm. My last semester. Viper Out |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:46:51 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted: Go easy on me tis my first try. My AR15 goes Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Click! Damn! Call AmmoMan.Com. Mud This isn't either! Why is this so difficult? Close but no cigar.[:D] |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:48:23 AM EDT
[#11]
I am all confused,
Armalite Rock River Arms, Where are the damn guns!!! (this ones for you, Waverunner, Anti, Grin, etc.!) |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:48:51 AM EDT
[#12]
Please forgive satcong
Angry he was too much Calm he has become |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:48:55 AM EDT
[#13]
Function given form
High velocity bullets Shatter when they hit. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:07:11 AM EDT
[#14]
AR Fifteen dot com
Black screen is hard to read Doesn't seem to stop anyone. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:13:29 AM EDT
[#15]
Hun and Garandman
Argue about Israel Does Jesus love it? |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:21:45 AM EDT
[#16]
Front post in rear notch...
Squeeze the trigger slowly now... Ten ring eludes me [:(] My Glock is loaded, Bad Guy outside the window, Please try to break in [:)] Great day at the range! My bullets know where to go [:)] Did we bring enough? Big gun spits fire, Other shooters turn and stare, Love that forty four [:)] Hot brass down my shirt, Why must it eject straight up? Gun laughs as I dance. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:29:48 AM EDT
[#17]
I sight down the range
Black rifle bucks in my hands Report echos far |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:31:54 AM EDT
[#18]
Let's go have some fun
Hot metal glints in the sun Damn I love this gun |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:37:08 AM EDT
[#19]
Black bolt carrier
Little silver fire pin Field disassembly |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:58:59 AM EDT
[#20]
You are moronic
playing with some stupid words go back to work now! |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 8:05:45 AM EDT
[#21]
1911
Waits in bag for end of day Time crawls by like sloth |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 8:06:17 AM EDT
[#22]
Ultimate Power!
Ninjas wailing on Guitars Oh My! Soiled drawers... |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 8:11:31 AM EDT
[#23]
With pride and vengeance
As snow falls in the mountains My black rifle speaks ARH |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 8:16:24 AM EDT
[#24]
FAL kick A R ASS
FAL MAKE BIGGER BOOM THAN AR AR FOR KILLING MICE |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 8:22:12 AM EDT
[#25]
haiku haiku hai
haiku haiku haiku hai haiku haiku hai How that: |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 8:28:42 AM EDT
[#26]
Suckerpunch arabs
Having awoken the beast Reap the whirlwind now Breathless, running hard No cave or mosque to hide in Daisy Cutter scream Sunset in the hills Respite from jihad's long trek Sniper's bullet strikes |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 8:37:30 AM EDT
[#27]
No virgins await
Just the whore of Babylon, The Beast, the brimstone... Guantanamo Bay Wheeled back and forth, on a cart Confiscated "rag" Spinal fluids flow Mixed with blood from hairy ears The Daisy Cutter |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 9:10:59 AM EDT
[#28]
Liquid red shimmer
Drifts in the desert breezes Minigun howling |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 9:25:47 AM EDT
[#29]
Why have bull barrel?
Lazy manufacturers Make carbine heavy. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 9:39:12 AM EDT
[#30]
Ninjas are so sweet
I want to crap my pants now! They flip out and kill! |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:01:13 AM EDT
[#31]
read funny haikus..
wife yells, "we need to go now!" now wish i stayed single dude... read a couple more... wife really getting on nerves... uh-oh! here she comes! bye. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:04:41 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: FAL kick A R ASS FAL MAKE BIGGER BOOM THAN AR AR FOR KILLING MICE Big Chief not like Indian Talk! Big mouth no Haiku! Shrike voice very windy! [:)] |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:18:14 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: FAL kick A R ASS FAL MAKE BIGGER BOOM THAN AR AR FOR KILLING MICE FAL's heavy like lead Fucking boat anchors suck ass call Chiropractor! Pit |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:31:44 AM EDT
[#34]
F A L Big Gun
Way crappy trigger why is that? Ninety Countries wrong? |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:37:25 AM EDT
[#35]
crosshairs are centered think omm hold breath squeeze trigger half inch MOA The above is dedicated to my .308 -white horse |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 11:54:53 AM EDT
[#36]
This was posted by someone in a previous Haiku thread, my apologies for not remembering who.
"We have no guns here Dumped them all in the ocean our machine tools sing" |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 12:07:39 PM EDT
[#37]
no haiku today
sony is annoying me you will have to wait |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 12:08:12 PM EDT
[#38]
oil Bushy lower
rub Bushy trigger in time Bushy go off... bang. [rolleyes] |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 12:23:39 PM EDT
[#39]
6 AM riser
must shoot before goto work God I love my guns |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 12:45:57 PM EDT
[#40]
F-A-L Rifle
Why use something that's so big When there's the A-R? |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 12:56:06 PM EDT
[#41]
read funny haikus
they cause me to laugh aloud man you guys are good |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 1:02:50 PM EDT
[#42]
insert into center hole
am i done ebichuman |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 1:25:49 PM EDT
[#43]
F A L very large
Used by men with penis complex I kill with air soft [}:D] |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 1:55:20 PM EDT
[#44]
2-2-3 will do
Big bullet is for bad shot I only need one |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 1:57:24 PM EDT
[#45]
I am a Texan
You only wish you could be Maybe one day, son |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 1:59:22 PM EDT
[#46]
Do you sleep with Guns?
Keeps me company at night, Wife sleeps on the floor. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 2:48:31 PM EDT
[#47]
Ninja made me crap
Shorts are overflowing now Flipped out guitar wail |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 2:53:11 PM EDT
[#48]
Ninja wail flip out
Guitar kick my scaredy ass Flip out with ninja star Pant crap flip out scream Ninja guitar howl all night Star to side of head |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 3:03:14 PM EDT
[#49]
Doctor Strangelove says
"Ach, mein fuhrer, I can walk" Then the world blows up Ninja boot in pants Or is that a camel toe? Just crapped my self |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 3:11:54 PM EDT
[#50]
Shuuush Sir Hiram speaks
Wisdom knowledge he imparts To the unwashed flock |
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