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Posted: 3/5/2002 8:33:47 PM EDT
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The space shuttle pilot would win. The space shuttle makes a much more effective weapon than either 45 or 9mm, just as a moving car has more energy than either. Ban the space shuttles; it's for children. Ban the cars; it's for the children.z
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Posted: 3/5/2002 9:24:56 PM EDT
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Well, if you remember from "Armageddon", shuttles have a safeboxed HK P7, so I'm putting my money on the Shuttle pilot, especially in the ninja is armed with a Glock. [:P]
...In a world of compromise, some DO with Glocks... |
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Posted: 3/5/2002 9:27:30 PM EDT
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Duh, the ninja wins. That little 9mm could pump 2 1/5 clips into the ninja yet barely annoy him.
Now give the SS pilot a Titanium .38 (free from Taurus, god bless -em) and free training at frontsight, and you have a fair fight. |
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Posted: 3/5/2002 9:50:51 PM EDT
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what kind of question is that!? of course the ninja would win. he would totally flip out or go berserk and either chop that pilots head off with his ninja sword (ninja weapon), or uppercut him in the nuts so hard that his dog explodes. then he would wail hard on his axe without even thinking twice. i cant believe you asked such a question -Spaceman |
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Posted: 3/5/2002 9:51:46 PM EDT
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The ninja would be so awesome I would crap my pants.
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Posted: 3/5/2002 10:04:28 PM EDT
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Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Facts: 1. Space Shuttle Pilots are mammals. 2. Space Shuttle Pilots don't fight. 3. The purpose of the Space Shuttle Pilot is to fly a Space Shuttle. This is obvious...the NINJA will win! No questions asked! medcop |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:45:52 AM EDT
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No, No, No.
You've got it all wrong. The ninja has trained for years on earth, following, and using, the dictate that all things that go up must come down. On the shuttle, he will discover physics - all things that go up.....keep going up.[:X*][:X*] While he is bouncing around painfully in the space shuttle, the wisely strapped in pilot will pull out the aforementioned HK P7 and end the ninja's misery. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 6:53:54 AM EDT
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Before I can answer, I need the following information:
1. What colors are their auras? 2. Is either one of them a Japanese schoolgirl when not flying the shuttle or flipping out and killing people? |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:05:22 AM EDT
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The last time I soloed the shuttle in Zero G we tested the .45ACP and the 9mm. We found that the recoil of the mighty .45ACP could be used in conjunction with Newtonian physics to propell the shuttle safely back to earth.
While the annoying little 9mm wouldn't even make it out of the barrel. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:16:25 AM EDT
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"If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me."
Couldn't have said it better myself... [8P] |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:27:49 AM EDT
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This is an easy one.
The space shuttle driver would be strapped in and then launch 1 round of ball into the side of the cockpit which would penetrate and thus depressurize the shuttle and the wiley ninja would jetison with all loose contents into the galaxy. That's what happens in the movies, so it must be true. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:41:32 AM EDT
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Everyone knows that the 9mm would basically annoy the ninja(a very bad thing to attempt as he will basically flip out and kill everything!)
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:46:38 AM EDT
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Ninja's hand down!
I love ninjas with my entire body! (Even my peepee.) Ninjas fly around cutting heads off all of the time, so even in space a flying ninja will be totally cool and by totally kewl I mean sweet. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 7:50:58 AM EDT
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you guys very badly need to get lives. i'm going to go now, to surf some a car web site.
[B)] |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 9:43:53 AM EDT
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This one is easy
The Shuttle pilot wins - His consumate training coupled with his swave and deboner attitude will disarm the ninja with a mere glance - dead ninja. If the ninja kills the pilot, the ninja dies upon reentry (unless he has flown the Microsoft shuttle simulator for at least 3 reentries plus approaches to land in the last ninety days). Hence, the shuttle pilot wins. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:01:25 AM EDT
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Quoted: The Shuttle pilot wins - His consumate training coupled with his swave and deboner attitude will disarm the ninja with a mere glance - dead ninja. "DeBoner"?? It won't work- when you are a ninja, you have real ultimate power, and even a totally sweet ninja's boner can be exceedingly dangerous...[:D] The ninja will win. Juggernaut |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:13:07 AM EDT
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Dudes, the space shuttle pilot would totally bow down and worship the ninja the second he saw him! Then he'd crap his spacesuit cuz ninjas are so cool, and I mean damn sweet.
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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:31:40 AM EDT
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2.736 clips would just annoy the ninja and piss him off more so he flips out and chops off the pilots head with his ninja sword and stars.
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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:34:31 AM EDT
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All your space shuttle are belong to us!
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Posted: 3/6/2002 10:38:43 AM EDT
[#20]
The ninja robot will protect your from the terrible secret of space!
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Posted: 3/6/2002 11:06:51 AM EDT
[#21]
Do not trust the ninja robot!
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Posted: 3/6/2002 11:21:02 AM EDT
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The shuttle pilot, only if he is member of the triple dophin, or 100 mile high club, because if you are limber enought, strong enought, and blaintent enought to have sex in zero G, you will be able to spank that ninja, unless he is a mall ninja, in which case god help us all! [bounce]
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Posted: 3/6/2002 11:30:31 AM EDT
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The shuttle pilot wins IF he uses a GyroJet pistol, so's the recoil won't ruin his aim in zero-G.
The ninja wins in any other scenario, assuming He/she has the good sense to use a tanto in lieu of any other edged weapon; the use of a sword in the cramped, zero-g environment is out for obvious reasons. Hope this clarifies things. |
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Posted: 3/6/2002 11:59:05 AM EDT
[#24]
Ban all Ninjas.....for the children.
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