It's the least I can do for HomeLand Security!
My wife flew out of our rinky-dink airport (commuter aircraft only - two airlines) last Friday. There, keeping us all safe were two National Guard soldiers from our local Engineering Company. I really wish those guys could have been at home instead, they looked REALLY BORED! As my wife waited in line for the six people ahead to clear the improved Security, I noticed one of the passengers had his hiking boots in his hands and he was standing there in his stocking feet. I noticed that folks were taking off their shoes and putting them through the x-ray machine! CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HARD IT WAS NOT BUSTING A GUT!? Is this country growing more moronic each passing year? I mentioned to my wife how stupid that seemed and the lady ahead said, "Oh, I want them to do whatever it takes to keep us safe!", or some stupid crap like that. I had already gone through my pockets three times before we left the car to make sure the knife, fingernail clippers, etc. were not on me, AND I WASN'T EVEN FLYING! Now here we were watching people run their clothing through x-ray!
SO, next time I fly, I'll show up in a pair of boxers (gotta remember to not wear any AR15.com "series" underwear) and nothing else so everyone will know how "Safe" I am!
OH MY GOSH! I just realized that female terrorists could be travelling with C-4 Breast Implants!!!! I should contact our HomelandSecurity CZAR and offer to do manual searches on all possible suspect female passengers. WE should ALL offer to do this as a team. Just like the Hell's Angels volunteered for duty in Vietnam! BEWARE, this may involve the risk of losing your hands if you inadvertently trigger an unwanted reaction through incorrect digital manipulation!
Who's up for joining the "[red]T[/red]actical [red]I[/red]mplant [red]T[/red]arget [red]S[/red]quad"?