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Posted: 3/2/2002 9:27:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/2/2002 9:29:26 PM EDT by NSFJojo]
Hey Guys. Enjoy the show. [img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/weird/2ninjas1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/weird/2ninjas2.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/weird/2ninjas3.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 9:32:27 PM EDT
And I'm stuck in TN watching-you call this justice? Juggernaut
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 9:36:57 PM EDT
Fiesta Mall needs some good Ninjas.
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 9:38:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 9:44:02 PM EDT
The new Mall in Chandler could use some protection.
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 9:46:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo: [img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/weird/2ninjas2.jpg[/img]
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[b][size=2]Are those Pre Ban Tactical Socks you both have on?[/b][/size=2]
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 9:48:44 PM EDT
I would be there- unfortunately, I am highly busy. Gecko45
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 9:49:27 PM EDT
He was supposed to edit those out...
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 9:59:09 PM EDT
I was led to believe that NSF JoJo was huge, but the rifle pics prove he is 5'5" ! His "big" buddy is only 5'8" ! These are no mall ninjas! They're mall punk boy haircut shop waiting line overly friendly touch your leg by accident freaks that have fingernails that smell like shit. These guys unbutton their pants when the dumpsters get ripe here in Phoenix.
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:03:40 PM EDT
DUH! We skewed the camera so as not to give away important indentifing details such as height. You did blur the faces to right, SR?
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:04:06 PM EDT
Mall Ninjas don't need to be huge, they have skills.
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:05:57 PM EDT
Ya'll got any pink sneakers to match-up with them guns ? (You boys hang-out a lot together in the same motel room ?)
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:07:20 PM EDT
Nice white lower receiver and stock on that AR. I guess with the white tile floors and white walls that many malls have, it's good camo.z
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:08:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:08:54 PM EDT
It was only that one time, as a matter of fact, Sub. Plus I might've been on top, so It doesn't count.
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:11:46 PM EDT
No, I caught a shit stain on the bigger guys neck moving upward that looked like it led to a facial smothering by the younger youth before the photos.
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:12:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SinistralRifleman:
Originally Posted By medcop: [b][size=2]Are those Pre Ban Tactical Socks you both have on?[/b][/size=2]
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we didn't have our ninja shoes, so we use socks for ultra quiet indoor stealth operations.
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Socks can be slippery on some surfaces.
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:15:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By grimshaw: No, I caught a shit stain on the bigger guys neck moving upward that looked like it led to a facial smothering by the younger youth before the photos.
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Children, let this be a lesson to never drink absinthe. This man has drank himself retarded. [:D]
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:18:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo: It was only that one time, as a matter of fact, Sub. Plus I might've been on top, so It doesn't count.
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I think you're right ! [:D]
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:21:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NSFJojo:
Originally Posted By grimshaw: No, I caught a shit stain on the bigger guys neck moving upward that looked like it led to a facial smothering by the younger youth before the photos.
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Children, let this be a lesson to never drink absinthe. This man has drank himself retarded. [:D]
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Yeah-where's HIS picture?? Juggernaut
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:28:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 1:51:27 AM EDT
[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/sinistralfamily.jpg[/img] I liked the photos in your "Family trip to the Alps" directory better.
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 3:12:24 AM EDT
SR looks so much like Curly, it's scary!
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 9:48:45 AM EDT
Damm Jojo, your still keeping your finger on the trigger! Like you did in that World famous Orginial Ninja pic. c-rock
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 9:53:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 12:20:10 PM EDT
I think you already did!!!
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 12:25:10 PM EDT
WTF !!!! The grand poohbah shows up and we don't have a shoot ???
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 12:52:42 PM EDT
Sooooo...When are you two planning to take the Ninja Photo Composition Magenta Filter use course? Oh, and tack the word "Tactical" to that, somewhwere. Jim
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 2:22:06 PM EDT
We're all doomed...
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 6:54:12 PM EDT
Anyone still have the "World famous" original mall ninja pic? I seem to recall seeing it at one point, but can't put my finger on it. Wasn't it a photoshop job? I may have seen the pic, but I'm sure I missed the thread. There was a time where I didn't hang around in GD all that much. And for good reason.... [:D]
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 7:04:45 PM EDT
When are you gonna change your profile?
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 7:10:04 PM EDT
Are you stalking me? I think it is changed NOW.
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 7:47:21 PM EDT
2 PRIME candidates for the "Parris Island Finishing School for Boys"
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 8:02:27 PM EDT
PHOTOSHOP TIME.
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 9:16:59 PM EDT
We need a "Jojo and Sinistral pose in lingerie" photo set.
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 9:18:55 PM EDT
Heh, you guys are holding glocks, heh.
Link Posted: 3/3/2002 9:32:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/4/2002 12:09:18 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Corey: Anyone still have the "World famous" original mall ninja pic? [:D]
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I believe Juggernaut has it in his profile. 007
Link Posted: 3/4/2002 10:49:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SinistralRifleman:
Originally Posted By MurderSHO45: Heh, you guys are holding glocks, heh.
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I had my Glock21, Jojo had his Tazer that he won at SHOT Show. Oh and guys don't get too brutal with the photoshopping, I have a big folder full of pics of everyone that has ever posted one here, don't make me feel the need to retaliate. [8D]
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I think you missed my point. [;)]
Link Posted: 3/4/2002 11:43:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/4/2002 11:55:32 AM EDT
By request: [img]http://www.mallninja.net/ninjasightings/MallNinja.jpg[/img] we'll miss having such great mall shopping experiences up north here now, [:(]
Link Posted: 3/4/2002 12:11:33 PM EDT
Dear Mall Ninja's, Thank you for showcasing the new tactical socks and shorts set. I've been meaning to get a pair myself...tactical short set that is. I just have one question: In your opinion, do feel that the oversized "tactical" pockets provide adequate storage space for your typical .50 BMG round. I'm really looking for something that holds about 500 rounds of the stuff...you know how it is...always gotta be prepared. Just last week, some foo tried to throw a little bling-bling down on me and mah pahtna...you know, drive-by style. So I whipped out the Barret and put some lead into that punk-sucka and his lowered Monte Carlo. I just gotta be prepared for retaliation from his homies, know what I'm sayin?
Link Posted: 3/4/2002 12:32:16 PM EDT
Da mall ninja's back AGHHHHHHHH! IT'S alive...
Link Posted: 3/4/2002 1:38:24 PM EDT
I love Mall Ninjas with my entire body. (Even my peepee!)
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[shock]That is so funny!!!
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