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Posted: 3/1/2002 9:16:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2002 9:57:08 PM EDT by BYU]
So the wife and I are out for an evening together. We just got done playing a few games of pool and were headed into media play to see if there was anything on sale and worthwhile to add to the DVD collection. I am about 3 steps ahead of her as we are moving through the parking lot towards the street that is in front of the store. I hear a faint, but obvious KA-THUD behind me. I turn, and in disbelief, see my wife laying in the middle of the road on her face. I turn back around thinking that my damn eyes are lying to me again. I come to my senses and realize that a)it is my wife laying in the middle of the road, and b) I better ask her if she is ok and help her up before laughing at her. I picked her up off the road, and she is laughing pretty good at her flop. The people in cars are at a stand-still, and even better, the people are all looking at her like she is some sort of freak w/ no coordination. I would have to say that this is without a doubt, one of the funniest damn things that I have ever seen in my life. Anyone else care to share a funny story?
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 9:43:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BYU: ... Anyone else care to share?
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You're leaving yourself wide open on this one .... But since you sound like a decent guy, and use the handle "BYU" in the state of Utah, it would be distasteful to make the obvious jokes.
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 9:44:40 PM EDT
Bwhahahahaah. Whadda Dick!!! You probabley pushed her over.
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 9:55:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By crowTrobot: Bwhahahahaah. Whadda Dick!!! You probabley pushed her over.
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No way, she would have beat me up for that! Speaking of DICKS more precisely a lack there of...... well, you would know more about that than me. [;)]
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 10:17:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BYU:
Originally Posted By crowTrobot: Bwhahahahaah. Whadda Dick!!! You probabley pushed her over.
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No way, she would have beat me up for that! Speaking of DICKS more precisely a lack there of...... well, you would know more about that than me. [;)]
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Watch it, or I'll report you to Standards at the "Y", or your Stake President, or Bishop. :D
Link Posted: 3/1/2002 10:25:21 PM EDT
Laughing at your wife isn't good. I haven't done it that many times in over 50 years of marriage. The last time I did it, I learned my lesson. We drove about 90 miles to a mall outside of Charlotte, NC. The very first thing we did was eat lunch at Chick-Fil-Lay(sp?), and she sprayed ketchup all over face and white shirt while trying to tear open the package. I couldn't help but laugh. We had to leave immediately. I didn't even get to finish lunch. We wasted three hours of driving there and back for nothing. Glad to see your wife took it better than mine.z
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 7:58:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By crowTrobot:
Originally Posted By BYU:
Originally Posted By crowTrobot: Bwhahahahaah. Whadda Dick!!! You probabley pushed her over.
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No way, she would have beat me up for that! Speaking of DICKS more precisely a lack there of...... well, you would know more about that than me. [;)]
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Watch it, or I'll report you to Standards at the "Y", or your Stake President, or Bishop. :D
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Oh No! I am really scared of you now! Please don't report me! It might get me kicked out of school! Whatever. The story was given to illustrate a humorous moment in which my wife and I have a good laugh at one of our goofs. I could post stories here about my screw ups on a daily basis, but I digress. She thought that it was funnier than I did. Watch it, or I will get her to beat you up! [;)] Jackass=crowTrobot=[:K]
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 8:01:41 AM EDT
Do you have any pictures of your wife's accident that you could post for us?[>:/]
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 8:04:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By zoom: Laughing at your wife isn't good. I haven't done it that many times in over 50 years of marriage. The last time I did it, I learned my lesson. We drove about 90 miles to a mall outside of Charlotte, NC. The very first thing we did was eat lunch at Chick-Fil-Lay(sp?), and she sprayed ketchup all over face and white shirt while trying to tear open the package. I couldn't help but laugh. We had to leave immediately. I didn't even get to finish lunch. We wasted three hours of driving there and back for nothing. Glad to see your wife took it better than mine.z
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Sorry to hear that Z. Why didn't you get it to go? [;)] I completely agree that it is not good to laugh AT your spouse/sig. other, but it is OK to laugh WITH your spouse/sig. other.
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 8:42:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 8:47:37 AM EDT
I didn't get to see it but my ex-wife told me one day she went to the bathroom before going to her building's lunchroom. Her problem was every female's potential embarassment: she tucked the hem of her dress into the waistband of her pantyhose!!! Shiny hiney for everyone!!!!! Fortunately for her, she had on panties so she wasn't totally bare. But I laughed my butt off for a long time on that one!!
Link Posted: 3/2/2002 10:12:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BobCole: I didn't get to see it but my ex-wife told me one day she went to the bathroom before going to her building's lunchroom. Her problem was every female's potential embarassment: she tucked the hem of her dress into the waistband of her pantyhose!!! Shiny hiney for everyone!!!!! Fortunately for her, she had on panties so she wasn't totally bare. But I laughed my butt off for a long time on that one!!
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Another good form of entertainment is long, carpeted hallways at work. People walking in the same direction more than a few feet ahead of you tend to think they're all alone. You can see/hear/smell some interesting things: Vigorous butt-scratching Probable nose-picking Pretty little thing cutting a big one Bra adjustments Psycho gesturing Postal muttering / talking to self Toilet paper stuck to shoe Race to avoid unfortunate accident
Link Posted: 3/8/2002 4:15:56 PM EDT
Why is it that I'm oddly attracted to the notion of a "pretty little thing cutting a big one"? Are there any sites on the internet dedicated to this?
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