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Posted: 3/2/2002 11:15:31 AM EDT
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They're much better liars than we are.
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Posted: 3/2/2002 11:32:00 AM EDT
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Most wemenz think (and vote) with their emotions, rather than logic.
Wemenz on this board, and any Conservative wemenz involved in the defense of the 2nd Ammendment are specifically exempt from this critism. Oh and most don't see the humor in Monty Python, or Benny Hill |
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Posted: 3/2/2002 12:01:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: *sigh* Where to begin? 1.) The fact that although men are intelligent rational beings, they insist on thinking with 1 square inch of their anatomy. (The One-Eyed Small Head) Didn't you take biology? there is a tube connected from the brain in our head to our other head. frequently the brain up top pumps some down below and he gets more talkative.. 2.) Men cannot seem to hit a toilet while peeing, and if by some miracle they DO hit it, they then feel they must *shake* it around, thereby ensuring disgusting splattering everywhere. Forgive us... we have poor eyesight. 4.) Men cannot clean house......they simply do not see where the dirt hides. 5.) Men insist on keeping torn up shredded underwear, long past it's useful life. If you throw it out, they will dig through the trash to retrieve it. Memories of gasses gone by.. 6.) Men all feel that they are the world's best drivers and always think they know where they are going, even when they are lost. Better than being the worlds worst drivers, knowing your lost, stopping for directions and procceding to get even further lost. We use maps to figure out where to go.. works..... most of the time, but somtimes not 7.) Men seem to think we are the Enemy, when we are really their best friends. Because you are the enemy, and our best friend... This is why you befuddle us so. 9.) Men are simple creatures, and if you tell them what's bothering you, they really think *they* have to fix it. Most times *no one* can fix it, you just wanted someone to listen and sympathize. They become perturbed if they can't think of a solution to your problem either. Then it is *your* fault, and you are then *bitching*. As i said... You befuddle us so. But for all their faults, they are infinitely preferable to the alternative. [:D] Thank you [}:D] You are far better than ol righty [:P] |
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